Dean Leysen

I think it's super rude when a couple argues near me in a public space but just doesn't do it loudly enough for me to consistently hear what they're saying. I'm like look, we're either doing this or we're not.

@ayeejuju He was like "Oh, it's just a medical raccoon."

rewatching the dark knight and im crying at how he ain’t know it was the Joker until he took off the mask 😭😭

@seanoconnz @OhNoSheTwitnt Blue NPC Lives Matter!

Someone should make a movie where you suck a cop’s dick so these guys have something to play

@MarkHamill People: "This platform isn't as fun as it used to be, I don't really want to keep using it." Musk: "Okay, but what if you had to pay for it?"

@itzrainiebb :)

8 years ago... 14 year old me almost passed out when "the smartest man on youtube" mentioned her @DeanLeysen

@mscupcake91 Congratulations!

VERY excited to announce I have been promoted!!! Last year I took a big leap into a completely new kind of role so I'm really glad to see I made the right choice. Turns out I can be trusted with an entire team of developers after all! 🥲

I was told the wokeness would lead to brokeness. Have I somehow been led astray by tiny loud men with podcasts?

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight bbc.in/43SLXkE

That new Jesus will be roughly 1000x more badass than original Jesus?

Trying to think of another profession where you have to leave your coworker to die bc the boss needs to hear your little tune

Favorite way to play Diablo IV?

@SBNation Is who the new what or is he getting what by who now?

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy? trib.al/MEJSa9C

@InternetH0F Just about everyone in this.

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@DovySimuMMA Couldn't have handled his head movement, tbh.

remember when werdum almost fought ronda rousey's coach 🤣☠️

VITAMIN WATER: we’re like water, but with vitamins ME: which ones VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin ME: no it’s not VITAMIN WATER: what about blue

@muema626 This really doesn't work on people with a voyeurism kink.

@Raffdrinath @FightHaven Yup, doesn't look like that was necessary.

@FightHaven Cheap shot from a bully. The more skilled you are, the more responsibility to de-escalate. Agreed @DeanLeysen?

twitter blue is like paying to lower the basketball hoop and forcing everyone to watch you still miss

@softndeadly Underwater swimming. No game has ever managed to make that fun for me.

These "the Nazis were socialists, it's in the name!" folks must be really bloody confused by buffalo wings.