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@ImplyingImplier @Rory_Shamrock @zhusu Not sure that’s the counter argurment you thought it was. Tell you what, let me send you some crayons so you can try to explain how that World Cup win doesn’t count.

@DeanOfRetention @Rory_Shamrock @zhusu aaaahahahaha

The top padel players in the world will be Indian within ten years. Few are prepared for this.

@Rory_Shamrock @zhusu Could swear they just won the T20 Cricket World Cup? But that won’t fit your agenda, so I’m looking forward to your response on how cricket doesn’t count. 🤣

@zhusu lol you are clearly a fucking retard. Indians excel at zero physical sports. Look at the Olympic medals list. Look at tennis. Look at any sport you want. You are wrong, sir 😂

@0xKeef @MyLatinLife Same applies in almost every country in the world. You’ll always be a gringo in LatAm.

@MyLatinLife You will also always be a foreigner

Asia is TEMPORARY Yes it's cheap and safe and cultured but you can't own land, you can't get permanent residency, your can't start a business, you cant become a citizen. Consider it a vacation destination and nothing more because it's fleeting and nobody stays long term

@brockwayonline @MyLatinLife LOL. The gap between Asian food and LatAm food is so big you could fit a thousand stale arepas through it.

@MyLatinLife 100%. food and women are better in Latam also

@theoliveranwar meals

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@_evFM You’re so far off the mark here lmao. Take a walk around Mumbai after dark and you’ll see Indian men climbing over each other to get served first at liquor stores. Or visit a local bar that will be full of customers any time of day and are open 24/7 in some cases.

@KMennem @BowTiedPassport Wrong again. As someone born in Scotland and raised in Ireland, you’ll struggle to get much debate out of me or many others about our local dishes.

@DeanOfRetention @BowTiedPassport I guess just lack of awareness or poor social skills on your part. Not many countries in the world you can say their food sucks and they laugh and say you are right. That is just the way the world works.

How it started vs how it’s going Colombians really get triggered over their trash food.

@KMennem @BowTiedPassport Not really. I’ve lived in more countries than most, but carry on.

@DeanOfRetention @BowTiedPassport Lack of experiencia i guess

@benkellyone Boring

I bought 6 boring businesses. They pay me $750k+/year. All it took was 4 years. So I'm sharing the 10 steps that I used to aquire each of them. You want access? - Like this post - Comment "Boring" And I'll send you the doc. RTs are appreciated, not required.

@KMennem @BowTiedPassport Not in my experience it doesn’t.

@DeanOfRetention @BowTiedPassport This applies to every country in the World btw

@MyLatinLife I can get an Irish passport through naturalisation. I’m all for it, the only issue is I have to be in the country for a year in the run up to applying. That hasn’t been the case since 2016 lol. I’m not sure a solid year in Ireland is worth it haha

Best citizenships in the World: 1. Spain 🇪🇸 2. Ireland 🇮🇪 3. Portugal 🇵🇹 4. Italy 🇮🇹

@willspencer Spend some time in Colombia, Venezuela or Brazil and see how safe you feel in these Christian places As someone having lived mid to long term in both India and Colombia as a 6 ft male that is relatively well built I never felt in any physical danger in India. In Colombia I did

I spent 6 months backpacking alone through India in 2018 & 2019, traveling primarily by overnight bus. As a 6-foot tall tattooed white man I was monetarily taken advantage of many times, and viewed alternately as a walking ATM or photo opportunity wherever I went. But by God’s providence I was never physically assaulted nor meaningfully threatened. However, I also traveled for 3 years in preparation to visit the country. I had learned hard lessons of situational awareness and personal security. Despite that, it took all my strength to complete the journey through India. It was the conclusion of my travels for a reason. Many times I did see malice in the eyes of moto-taxi drivers, though. And I heard stories of tourists being driven to remote locations and blackmailed out of their belongings by cab drivers, which is why taxi security at New Delhi airport is such a huge deal. India is not a safe country to travel in. While not “dangerous” like a country at war, it is a nation of unimaginable corruption at levels that would shock an average Westerner. And it is barely civilized even in many popular locations, like Agra where the Taj Mahal is. Especially because your skin color marks you as a target in ways you can’t hide. Liberal Americans have this view of the rest of the melanated world as one big song of Kumbaya, crying out against the oppression of the white West. This could not be further from the truth. Violence, bigotry, and hatred are standard operating practice of the residents of many countries. Members of foreign nations express racism to and about each other that make our “micro aggressions” look like a sneeze. Such people laugh at our naive ignorance of the way the world really is, which is why Westerners are often such easy marks. (Not suggesting this couple.) America, Aus/NZ and Europe are the safest regions on Earth in part because the Christian West regards each human being as made in the image of God. We are not mere fantasies suffering through the illusion of Samsara, as in Hinduism and Buddhism. Human rights came from the Christian tradition for this reason. And no religion on Earth has ever honored women as much as Christianity does. Christ spoke with and healed women (Luke 8, John 4), even appearing to them first in His resurrected form in all four Gospels. (Matt 28, Mark 16, Luke 24, John 20) This was a profound affirmation of the innate value of women, in a Jewish and Roman culture that regarded them far lower in value than men. So when feminism demolished the Christian West under the banner of “smash the patriarchy” it actually invited a level of barbarism towards women that they had previously been largely sheltered from, by God’s decree. Yes there were and are abusive men in the West. Just as there were and are many, many good people in the East. But life as a woman in Europe and America far surpasses the safety and security of life of a woman in the East. The British ended the Hindu practice of Sati (widows burning themselves on the pyre of their husbands) during colonization, for example. And look up what Gandhi said about women and how he treated them, sometime. And then there’s Islam. The great blessing of my solo travels was that I got to see many beautiful things about the more than 30 countries I visited, including India. But I also got to see them for what they are. I firmly maintain that true global travel will turn anyone into a raging conservative. It did me. I pray for the speedy recovery for this couple and that it does not make them bitter. It easily could. I would prefer it make them honest, which I imagine it will.

@FreedomWriting @freedomfiles_ @RappiColombia Absolutely. Colombia has many great things (nature, girls , friendly people etc), but so do many other places. Nowhere I’ve visited or lived has the same service that Rappi Colombia provides. Rappi Colombia stays winning.

@freedomfiles_ No mention of @RappiColombia the best service in the history of mankind.

pros & cons of life in medellín 🇨🇴 i've lived here off-and-on for almost three years now and i have lots of thoughts on the food, infrastructure, people, their relationship with time, general convenience, and yes – safety what do you think?

@freedomfiles_ I’ve got to say, this wasn’t my experience with my ex. Nor was the whole being 2 hours late for anything my experience with her or any of the other girls I went on dates with. 🤔

if you have a latina girlfriend, you have to take advantage of the time you spend waiting for her... or you'll go insane 2 hours doing her makeup 2 hours in queue 2 hours waiting for her to arrive fill that time with something productive a year later, you'll surprise yourself with how much you've accomplished solely from things you've done while waiting for her i don't make the rules

@xannysndtrannys It’s a great city, you just need to… *long list of items that make life a chore* It’s insane what some guys will suffer through just to get more attractive girls than they can at home lmao

@bowtiedmexico West coast Mexico > East coast Mexico

Playa del Carmen > Cancún > Tulum

@TrafficBrokerX Chasing magic, as my friend puts it.

A mistake I have frequently made is trying to relive the Glory of my past One time I flew to Vientiane, Laos (very boring place) just to play a game of FIFA w/an old friend Immediately upon arrival I realized I could never recreate the situation where we had once had so much fun I felt like the biggest moron ever basically & wound up leaving & flying to Krabi, Thailand without saying goodbye, haven't seen him since

@Geologo_Trader 💯 It’s highly overrated. Although, it would be a 7.5/10 city if it wasn’t so dangerous. Personally, found two of its biggest sellers a let down (climate and night life). Rains too much for my liking and the nightlife mostly consists of Reggaeton and BBQ furniture.

💣 one city you need to lower your expectations for; #Medellin, Colombia 🇨🇴

@reach_south @Geologo_Trader @steveonomics December and January are the only dry months of the year really. You can expect daily torrential rain in the afternoon/evening today onwards.😅

@Geologo_Trader @steveonomics I’m here now. It hasn’t rained in 2 months mate