Dean Scott

@ManLikeAkoh Was a friendly you docile cunt

They’ve cap tied him. These boys don’t learn.

@TomTalksToon Never get a chance under howe

Did you know #NUFC have a superstar Brazilian winger in their ranks? Matheos Ferreira is nimble, direct, and has good output for the club, playing consistently at U21 level already. Check the replies here for some exclusive footage of him scoring WONDERGOALS for the club ↩️

@secondtierpod Bollocks, he did know them!

Tonda Eckert addresses the Southampton fans: "There are different rules in England. Different rules from the EFL. And I should have known them."

@SkySportsWSL What the fuck is that

Can anyone beat that Aston Villa walkout? 💃

@henrywinter ‘Single minded in the way he plays’ if you watched any of his games over the past season and even last season more often than not he doesnt take his man on anymore, would much rather pass it back to the full back or a midfielder instead of doing what he is meant to do

Anthony Gordon will back himself to deliver in the highly competitive world of Barcelona. He embraces pressure, and reads books on how elite performers prepare and impose their talent. Gordon is very single-minded as seen in the way he himself prepares and plays, and also the way he has driven his career from Everton to Newcastle United and now this wonderful opportunity at Barcelona. There's something of the nomad in Gordon's character, seeking out new adventures and challenges. Gordon is 25, moving towards his peak years, and still with points to prove, a challenge he accepts. He will have to adapt his game at times at Barcelona, becoming more understanding of the demands of possession football as well as the counter-attacking surges that suit him best. He will have to learn fast if he is to start ahead of Raphinha, who’s had injury issues but remains irresistible on his day. But Hansi Flick and the Barcelona fans will love Gordon’s pressing, and when he burns upfield with pace, aggression and directness. They will love his versatility across the front line. Gordon is best down the left but 9 of his 17 goals this season have come when playing through the middle. This is a move that suits all parties. It suits Barcelona who deepen their attacking options, who don’t overstretch on wages and who know they can sell Gordon back to the wealthy Premier League if the move doesn’t work out. It suits Newcastle, who need funds for rebuilding. They get £69m for a player who was always going to move on at some point, whose popularity was waning amongst some Newcastle fans, who was not always in Eddie Howe’s plans. Harvey Barnes (more a winger) and Jacob Ramsey (more a left 8) offer options on the left. It suits England who have a player developing further at a top club. It suits everyone bar Marcus Rashford. Flick now has three great options on the left, Raphinha, Gordon and Rashford, who has done very well on loan from Manchester United. Can Barcelona possibly keep Rashford, especially if they also land Julian Alvarez? Rashford deserves to be in demand following his excellent performances this season. He also starts ahead of Gordon on England’s left. He’s a huge talent. Rashford might not fit the Arsenal mould, in age and wages, but he'd certainly be an upgrade on their left flank. The move obviously suits Gordon who has this relentless desire for self-improvement, gets to represent one of the most famous teams in the world and will have to take his game to a new level if he is to start ahead of Raphinha. He's up for the challenge. Good luck to Gordon at Barcelona. #FCB #NUFC #ENG

@90sfootball Signori

What a team! Who's missing?

@FLCons Another toothpick

This athletic looking man served a tour of duty in the United States Marine Corps from 1957 to 1959; while in the Marine Corps, he boxed regularly, winning 32 of 34 boxing bouts. He went on to be a popular character actor in many movies and tv series, as well as a much loved supporting character in one of the most popular movie franchises of the late 70s. That franchise made sequels reaching all the way to 2006 in which he acted in each of the original movie's subsequent sequels. Do you know who this young boxer is?

@harrisonvince_ @alex_crook He’ a ‘good lad around the dressing room’ will probably be the reason, absolute bollocks

@alex_crook And he’s probably taking Jordan Henderson who offers fuck all

I think that's a real shame. Wharton range of passing has the ability to unlock international defences.

@The_Looney_Toon How has 2-3 games fucked it?

Hall going to be fuming at Eddie Howe Unfairly dropped for burn Played at right back Wouldn’t be surprised if he asked to leave. Howe has fucked this for the lad

@itvfootball @ITV @ITVSport @IanWright0 Plenty of box’s ticked well done🫣

Introducing your 2026 World Cup team on ITV 🤩🇺🇸

@TMZ Hope he shaved them before getting out

Hayden Panettiere says an Oscar-winning actor and director showed her his testicles, without consent, when she was just a teenager. Details: bit.ly/43hePEp

@NUFCMurph Why do they always get people who cant kick a ball down for these😂

The more you watch it, the worse it gets 😂

In 1992, when Marcelo Bielsa was manager at Newell's, the club lost 6-0. Angry ultras showed up outside his house that night. He answered the front door in his pyjamas, grenade in hand, and threatened to pull the pin if they did not leave. They left within seconds... 😂

@CharIieBennett None

Tell me your Newcastle United… - Player of the season 🏆 - Young player of the season 👶 - Underrated player of the season 💎 - Goal of the season ⚽️ - Most improved 📈 #NUFC

@CelticFC Absolute fuckin slime ball of a club

✅ #MOTCEL | #CelticFC🍀

@Regista10_ @jamiereuben Proper nonce you like

Seriously mate @jamiereuben Do your fuckin job

@NoorIlahiJanjua @Sanny_Rudra @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Cheers for the top class input noor

@Sanny_Rudra @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Haha, Gary Weaver going full Vinnie Jones there! Two-footed him right in the mixer, Hinchcliffe needs a stretcher after that commentary carnage Classic Sky bantz.

Call an ambulance 🚑 @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W

@footyhan @Rossimc9

Getafe in the champions league

@theMadridZone @miguelitocope Is the person who runs this account some kid in africa?

🚨 JUST IN: Antonio Rudiger slapped Alvaro Carreras in the face in Real Madrid's dressing room. This happened in February, the day after the team had dinner together and agreed to fight together for titles this season, according to @miguelitocope

@DamisDml @JosipFCB93 Theyve been in serie a multiple times in their history …..

@JosipFCB93 You have to also consider the fact that Como is in the top flight football for the first time, you don't except transformation all of sudden

Ignoring the nice views surrounding the stadium, this is another aspect where Italy is so far behind other top leagues. The sheer amount of disgusting stadiums in their first division is crazy.