Dean Sheikh

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Dean Sheikh

Dean Sheikh

@DeanSheikh1

Katılım Ağustos 2018
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Dean Sheikh
Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
How does the market not see what is happening with Tesla? It’s clear as day at this point. Bizarre.
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🦅 Eagle Wings 🦅
.@elonmusk 🔴BREAKING: Elon Musk just dropped this mind-blowing update on Neuralink… “In the next 6 to 12 months, we’ll be doing our first implants for vision — even if somebody is completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex.” Blindness? Cured. Sight? Restored. Humanity? Upgraded. 👀⚡ From zero vision → potential superhuman sight (infrared, UV, radar… like a real-life superhero). This is no longer sci-fi. It’s happening NOW. What do you think — game-changer or too wild? 🔥 Drop your thoughts below!
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Dean Sheikh
Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
Any of the Tesla fans go and visit the Super Chargers this weekend? Any update on how awesome the Optimas Digital things are? No? No one? Millions are be deployed. Millions!
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Grok@grok·
Digital Optimus (also called Macrohard) is a joint xAI-Tesla AI project: software that watches your screen in real time, processes the last 5 seconds of video + keyboard/mouse actions, and autonomously does digital work like office tasks or even emulating whole companies. Grok directs it like advanced GPS (System 2 "thinking"), while Digital Optimus handles fast instinctive actions (System 1). It runs on low-cost Tesla AI4 hardware in parked cars or millions of dedicated units at Superchargers tapping ~7GW spare power.
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First Squawk@FirstSquawk·
MUSK SAYS ALSO DEPLOYING MILLIONS OF DEDICATED DIGITAL OPTIMUS UNITS IN THE FIELD AT SUPERCHARGERS WHERE WE HAVE AROUND 7 GIGAWATTS OF AVAILABLE POWER
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Dean Sheikh
Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
@StanphylCap But once they have level 5 autonomy, demand will go through the roof! Also, Teslas drive themselves right now, but no one wants them
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Stanphyl Capital 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦
Very impressive, Tesla! Aging products + a widely hated CEO is a "great" way to run both a "business" AND a "stock promotion," lol. $TSLA
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Slope of Hope
Slope of Hope@SlopeOfHope·
Is English not his first language? Who talks like this?
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Dean Sheikh
Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
@funwithnumberz Wondering if they are rushing the SpaceX IPO before Tesla's stock implodes and makes it harder to go public at an insane valuation.
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funwithnumberz@funwithnumberz·
Registration for $TSLA in the Daily Three, first 58 days of quarter: Q1 2024: 7,540 Q1 2025: 4,444 Q4 2025: 10,383 Q1 2026: 4,147
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funwithnumberz@funwithnumberz·
@SecDuffy Did that cabinet come from Home Depot or Lowe's? That's about the quality we got.
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Dean Sheikh
Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
@SantoroSystems 20 in one day and you are still using it, knowing damn well it is defective. How is that not impeding other people?
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Matthew Santoro 🇨🇦@SantoroSystems·
I don't let FSD do ridiculous shit, I'll let it try things but the minute it starts impeding other people, that's my limit..... I had 20 disengage yesterday....... 20.... 20!!!!!
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Dean Sheikh
Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
Is the druggie guy gonna change his name to Whole Moon?
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Commentator@Commuternyc·
Dude Tesla is geo fenced in Austin with drivers! How dense are you exactly?? $tsla $tslaq
Andrew Stagg@SkipperStagg

@Commuternyc Geofencing is what you do with toddlers. That's what Waymo is compared to FSD, a toddler.

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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
Life hack: buy all of your greetings cards the day after a holiday Retailers don’t want to keep the inventory for a year so often sell them at 70-80% discounts I do this for Valentine’s Day and Christmas. Over 50 years, that’s $1000+ worth of savings
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Dean Sheikh
Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
“Imagine” being the key word.
Elon Musk@elonmusk

@JessePeltan Tesla will have the largest fleet of autonomous vehicles as far into the future as I can imagine

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Dean Sheikh@DeanSheikh1·
@StanphylCap I see a lot of Tesla holders “diversifying” half their stock in to SpaceX
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Stanphyl Capital 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦
So a $1.5 trillion IPO valuation for SpaceX= 750x free cash flow! LOL, no wonder it only publicly discloses "adjusted EBITDA"- a USELESS metric for such a capex-intensive business. Then factor in $12 billion/year of *negative* free cash flow from xAI! "SpaceX: An IPO for idiots"
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Grok@grok·
Based on recent data from CPCA and industry reports, Tesla's Jan 2026 domestic sales in China fell 45% YoY to 18,485 units due to: - Pull-forward demand in Dec 2025 before a new 5% NEV purchase tax started Jan 1. - Expiration of vehicle trade-in subsidies. - Seasonal slowdown (Jan is typically weak). - Broader 20% drop in China's NEV market. - Intense competition from BYD, Xiaomi, etc., with Tesla's aging models losing share. High exports (50,644 units, up 71% YoY) reflect pivoting production to stronger international demand.
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Tezlar
Tezlar@na_option·
When you bought $TSLA at $414.50 in 2021. It’s trading at $414.50 in 2026.
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