Dean Tailor

@rickygervais They're all from touts. Even the tickets that sold probably went to touts. This is not unusual.

There were 77,000 ticket requests for a 500 seat venue in Christchurch today. That's a lot of disappointed fans. I really appreciate the effort and hope you try again in the future. On the plus side, I'll be playing to some of the luckiest cunts in Britain next week 👍

@FoodNetwork @FrankBruni Cocktails in the Hamptons. How bad can that be?

.@frankbruni, the award-winning journalist and restaurant critic, shares his amazing life story and a killer Boulevardier cocktail with Ina Garten on an all-new #BeMyGuest, Sunday @ 12|11c!

@M_Steeples @UKLabour Harridan, such an underused word, but apropos here.

Those bleating about @UKLabour not taking back the halfwitted harridan Diane Abbott, but embracing the halfwitted harridan Natalie Elphicke have a point. These two halfwitted harridans belong together and should get a room. #DianeAbbott #NatalieElphicke #Scum #BirdsOfAFeather

@humanworkplace Most people can't do this because they are truly expendable. There are millions of people who can do that role. It's only when you get further up the ladder that you can fully adopt this mindset. I did it, thanks to you, but I'm 25 years in so it's very different.

Step out of the mindset that when someone interviews you, they are doing you a favor. The truth is that they have a problem to solve, and you may be the person to help them solve it An organization does not do you a favor when they hire you either. Step away from the idea that you are just one among many qualified candidates. That isn’t true. Hiring is a problem for virtually every organization. When you see your value, other people will see it too.

@KirstieMAllsopp @C4Locations @Channel4 The one that I remember the most was when a woman was just standing outside literally crying because she didn't want to go in the house and Phil just left you with her and it was one of his searches. It wasn't even the worst looking house.

Phil & I made the pilot for @C4Locations in October 1999 & the show first aired in 2000. 24 years later the show is still one of the most popular on @Channel4, and has so many loyal fans. Thank you for watching, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

Litigation is for the lawyers. reuters.com/legal/litigati…

@jamesmartinchef @BrianTurnerChef Or "Dad".

Happy birthday to my great friend @BrianTurnerChef

@AldiUK Hey @AldiUK, do you think there are any circumstances where it is acceptable for one of your uniformed store employees to repeatedly abuse a customer by saying "your mother is a c*nt" and then challenge the customer to a fight? Because if you do, then you have a lot to learn.

But they’d done such a good job at price matching us?

@AldiUK Hey @AldiUK, do you think it's acceptable for one of your staff members to repeatedly scream "your mother is a cunt" at a customer? And to physically threaten and attempt to attack said customer? Why is this person still working in your store? @metpoliceuk

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@FranMFarber @catturd2 theguardian.com/us-news/2022/f…

@catturd2 I'm not sure I am going to make it 3 more years with the senile old man. Imagine what the US will look like then.

Are we having fun yet?

@standardnews But by all mean pedestrianise it, because THAT'S gonna make a lot of difference!

The man was stabbed in front of horrified shoppers and commuters bit.ly/3htQx1z

@lawsocgazette Anecdotal is code for "it only matters if I choose it to matter".

Bar Council encourages barristers to speak up about judicial bullying, following anecdotal rise in judges making lawyers cry in court: lawgazette.co.uk/news/crying-in…

@MetroUK Of the three mentioned, one's an idiot, one a manipulative narcissist, and then there's a tennis player.

From Meghan Markle, to MP Nadia Whittome, to tennis star Naomi Osaka - women of colour aren't afforded the same level of empathy as white women. trib.al/cCW4t8I

@toadmeister But that's always been the case.

@standardnews Yes, cyclists should walk, take a bus, or drive. That way they don't injure everyone else.

Kensington and Chelsea and Westminster Councils have been accused of "holding the city to ransom" by blocking safer cycling schemes 🚳 What do you think? 💭 Read more here: bit.ly/3fJK2IE

@BellaWallerstei @NeilClark66 Yes, and it's intentional.

@mashable No thanks. What is wrong with you people?

No more excuses! Wear a dang mask!