Dean fanning

@alanlee15 @HonestJ59786434 @ABardsleyMEN @MENnewsdesk Bring your dog

@Deanof88d @HonestJ59786434 @ABardsleyMEN @MENnewsdesk Actually "The shambles Bar"

I’ve just been speaking with Tommy Joyce, one of the organisers of the protest @MENnewsdesk

@HonestJ59786434 @alanlee15 @ABardsleyMEN @MENnewsdesk Shambles bar Monaghan Joseph, see you there

@alanlee15 @ABardsleyMEN @MENnewsdesk Bullshit

@alanlee15 @jonmikesav8 Alan you have v little to b at

@jonmikesav8 I own a pub and see boys in Real Madrid tops etc I say I thought you were a Liverpool/United fan? I am, fuck off please.

I see some UTD accounts on here wearing other clubs colours. I’m sorry but it’s something I have never done and will never do. You’re either UTD or you’re not 🤷🏼‍♂️

@alanlee15 @grok Shite

Hey @grok who will win the 3:30 in Dundalk today

@alanlee15 @piersmorgan He’s right

@piersmorgan Can't just congratulate him without mentioning United. 💪🇾🇪

Incredible stats… imagine if Manchester United had kept this natural-born 🐐 winner, shipped out all the losers stinking the club out, and implemented all the changes he suggested in our interview?

@paddyk17 @irishlimousin @BallybayMart Pints in stookies after

All going to plan, I’ll be selling these PBNR @irishlimousin weanlings on Friday night in @BallybayMart. 2 heifers and 2 bulls.

@alanlee15 @piersmorgan @Cristiano United could b doing with him now

@piersmorgan @Cristiano Knew it wouldn't take you long

RONALDO!!!!! His first ever goal against Scotland. His 901st in professional football. He keeps writing his own scripts. Incredible. 🐐 ⁦@Cristiano⁩

@alanlee15 @KathOnReception 😂😂 too short

@KathOnReception Shocking @Deanof88d

I told Erik if he stays he must buy himself some socks. His trainers were humming in the staff room. Bald head ✅ Bald ankles ❌

@crazyclipsonly Bastard

Priest slaps baby for crying during baptism

@alanlee15 @CrimeLdn From the boy who has never had a dog

@CrimeLdn If your dog don’t walk beside you and sit /lie when you tell it to then you’ve brought it up wrong.

Happened today at Stratford station Dog attack at Stratford station this evening, women couldn’t control her dog, the man being attacked offered to hold one of the dogs on the lead so she could attach the harness properly to the one dog. The dog then jumped on the guy and started attacking him. He almost falls onto the tracks before running off screaming for help.

@alanlee15 @piersmorgan Staying top of the league most of last year and are there now is wot he is referring to as NEW dominance Alan 😉

@piersmorgan So now two points clear and no title in 20 years is dominance 🤣

Very lame sense of humour failure by Klopp. Like Pep, he seems to be feeling the heat from Arsenal’s new dominance in the Premier League.

@alanlee15 TOTL

Newcastle centre back has had more of an attacking threat than any of our front 3 😲😲 my god.

@alanlee15 Who??

Not him not fucking him 🥲

@alanlee15 @AndyMk_83 If your granny had balls she’d b your granda

@AndyMk_83 @Deanof88d

If Garnacho's goal had stood against Arsenal then the United team in crisis would be level on points with title chasing Arsenal. Fine margins and all.

@alanlee15 @piersmorgan @Cristiano 4-0

@piersmorgan @Cristiano You’ve just won 3-nil, city lost, either or both Tottenham or Liverpool will drop points, but hey let’s lick @Cristiano s ass some more 🤣 fool

REMINDER: One of these men was driven out of United because he was deemed ‘the problem’ at the club. Painfully obvious who the real problem was/is.. (Clue: it wasn’t @Cristiano )

@alanlee15 How come this didn’t happen in Germany with him????

@Deanof88d Ye on his PlayStation 🤣

Poor lad just wants to play football

@alanlee15 @StretfordPaddck @Leaked_FPL Any score ?

@StretfordPaddck @Leaked_FPL Fake news

🚨✅ Facundo Pellistri and Rasmus Højlund START for Manchester United against Brighton. #MUFC [@Leaked_FPL]

Ireland has a new hero 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣