Dean Samways FRSA 💚🇵🇸🇺🇦

@NoContextEPL That’s Brad Friedel right?

Igor Tudor thinking this random bald fella on the touch line was Arne Slot😂😂

@RupertLowe10 What's the difference between halal and 'proper meat' @RupertLowe10?

I'm pleased to report a big local win. I was informed by multiple whistleblowers that our local NHS hospital, the James Paget, had changed course to serve halal only meat in its catering facilities. Shockingly, no proper meat was available. Of course, I immediately took this up with hospital leadership. I have chased and chased and chased. Staggeringly I've just been informed that the meat supplier 'unknown' to the staff had 'reduced their supply route to only procure Halal meat'. This is scandalous. It happened without the hospital knowing - that is abhorrent. I am pleased to report that this has now been rectified, and proper meat is now back on the menu and fully available to staff/patients. An important win. More news to come soon on our wider campaign against non-stun slaughter...

@TolkienWorldG What is this podcast?

Where would you put it? 🤔

Question, how can you rate a board game for sustainability while linking out to Amazon as a buying option ⁦⁦@guardian⁩? Don't say you have take commission from them... theguardian.com/thefilter/2024…

This got weird. It's not me. It's you.

FIGHT CLUB was released 25 years ago this week. Acclaimed for its study of consumerism and male identity, and among the most popular films of director David Fincher, the story behind the movie will have you breaking its first two rules… 1/46

@rustyrockets Hopefully the one that means you profit the least.

Who do you think is winning this election?

@here_ldn Hey, do you guys announce the set times for gigs? Would be interested to hear when thimgs kick off for @unkleofficial tonight. x

I'm assuming this is going to be on the #GTA6 soundtrack @RockstarGames. It's like it's been written for it. ❤️ @caribouband. spotify.link/Qe6NwH8QHMb

Election Disinformation From Elon Musk motherjones.com/politics/2024/…

Advocating for freedom of speech and spreading misinformation are not the same thing you absolute coin. Don't think I'll be buying a @Tesla anytime soon (whenever that might be).

Walthamstow at 19:00 two large crowds of local people and anti-fascists either side of Hoe Street - no sign of far right

@Glinner nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna1…

One day we'll remember that there were people among us who pretended they believed that this was a woman. People who leaned into the bit so much that they let him punch actual women on live TV

Please share…

JUST BEEN LEAKED NOTE BY HEAD OF TORY CAMPAIGN (the one standing in for the one on leave of absence courtesy of William Hill) MEMO ALL CANDIDATES … THE REALITY. 1. We cannot campaign on our record because nothing has improved since we took office. 2. The biggest change we made last Parliament was Brexit and we can’t campaign on that because the people who hated it hate it more and the people who liked it know we have ballsed it up. 3. We can’t campaign on our leaders because we have had five in eight years which suggests none of them were very good. 4. We can’t campaign on Labour being a risk to security and the economy because nobody can do worse than we have and anyway people seem to think @Keir_Starmer is pretty decent and he is for sure not Corbyn. 5. So LADS, all we have left is this … behave like we have lost, it’s all over bar the shouting, towel thrown in, and hope to God millions of people don’t bother to vote us out because they think somebody else will do it. I know it’s desperate and a bit anti-democratic but needs must. We’re shit and we know we are and so this is it!!! Fuck everything up. Crash the car. Make ourselves look even more unelectable and useless at campaigns. Willie Whitelaw used to talk about travelling the country stirring up apathy. That is all we have left. Do it. Talk up supermajority. I know it is meaningless but it is the only way to stop the superdefeat we all know we deserve. Cheers. Btw we’re having Sunday drinks 1pm. BYOB 🍾 🥂 ps new slogan. STAY AT HOME. DON’T VOTE. KEEP THE TORIES haha!!

Noam Chomsky explaining why Palestine has so little support.

@gordcrispin Would you be happy to pay £25?

@Deanways Hi Dean, let me know later today if you’ll come down in price - I could well be interested in taking the ticket. Thanks

Selling one ticket to @poolside at Scala tomorrow night (Wed 19 June). Face value £34. You'll know them from such bangers as Harvest Moon. Get in touch if you want it. youtu.be/7en6g9TOwc0

15 days to go. Remember when the @Conservatives gave £203m to a Tory peer for largely useless PPE and she spent the profits on a yacht

@caribouband Great! I've put notifications on. 👍

@Deanways i'll try and post on here too but instagram stories/posts probably best way...

a couple weeks ago i did a free dj gig in reykjavik. It was so insanely fun that i’m going to do as many free pop up parties as possible this summer… i’ve got sooo much new music to play for you guys.. where should i play next? let me know. promoters hmu x