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@DearClimate

You had your chance, now you Pay, literally. Oceans will boil, forests burn, and cities Drown unless you give me youR money. All of it.

Everywhere and changing fast Katılım Ekim 2023
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The Climate@DearClimate·
⚠️PSA⚠️ I recognize and acknowledge that I shitpost from the unceded territory of a multinational mortgage lending corporation until I truthfully reconcile my outstanding debt to the ancestral people of the Toronto Dominion Canada Trust Bank.
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choclab13-17@17Choclab13·
@DearClimate Actually we already have the 800 needed. They are the PSAC Union in Ottawa.
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⚠️VOLUNTEERS NEEDED⚠️ Looking for 800 Canadians to commit to doing absolutely NOTHING for the next 365 days in order to offset Mark Carney's carbon footprint as he travels the globe for sporting events & replaces American trade with MOUs for Qatari hummus & Filipino pineapples.
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Forrest@ForrestSmiles·
@DearClimate The sun did that ? I hope they realize how much that affects the LGBBQ movment.
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I'm about to find out how much my multinational home insurance provider truly believes in the science of climate change.
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JP Gou@VETJPGOU·
@DearClimate Canned Scottish Haggis, Dehydrated mealworms from Bangladesh, and sun-dried Monke's assholes from Angola.. All perfect for Carney's next VIP catering
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The Climate@DearClimate·
Everyone just relax. Mark "BIG DADDY" Carney, master negotiator and world class crisis manager, will offset these tariffs with more MOUs for authentic, savory Vegemite from down under and fresh artisanal baguettes from France. He's got Donny T right where he wants him now! 🇨🇦💪🏼
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FLEXjs@FLEXjss·
This is who we're dealing with. I'm really bad at watching my car. I guess I should sleep in a lawn chair on my driveway. She lives in an apartment and can bring her bike inside. How long would it last if she left it out front of the building?
Nora Loreto@NoLore

This guy is trying to make the fact that he is bad at watching his car my problem. It's really sad that this somehow becomes about me. I dunno man. I've had the same bike for 20 years. Maybe stfu and learn something.

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The Climate@DearClimate·
Mark Carney is a BRILLIANT strategist and MASTER negotiator. If Americans stop buying tariffed Canadian products from Canadian companies, made by Canadian workers, and sticks to "Buy American", it'll prove a MASSIVE boon to 95% of Mark's personal investment portfolio holdings.
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The Climate@DearClimate·
Girl, nobody is trying to silence you. You literally never shut up. You probably talk in your sleep ffs. Stop conflating censorship with a total lack of interest in your shoddy hacktivism.
Rachel Gilmore@atRachelGilmore

People who have money have a disproportionate ability to silence their critics — especially in Alberta. But several journalists (including me) are joining forces with digital media creators, writers, civil society, unions, academia and lawyers to try to change that. Here's how.

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Elections BC@ElectionsBC·
The petition to recall Dallas Brodie, Member of the Legislative Assembly for Vancouver-Quilchena, has failed. The petition failed to collect the required number of signatures. Read more: elections.bc.ca/news/vancouver… #bcpoli
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The Climate@DearClimate·
@AmazingZoltan Sounds promising, but also like Eby's abysmal fiscal mismanagement may be doing the heavy lifting here rather than the tepid enthusiam shown only by a small handful of bc conservatives to defund it. I don't believe for a second that much will change when it comes to cirruculum.
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Alexander Zoltan@AmazingZoltan·
I regularly talk to a guy who teaches kids with disabilities and he told me BC's SOGI123 curriculum required him to teach severly disabled non-verbal kids about gender pronouns when he was busy trying to help them with not pooping their pants. Big win for the BC education system.
Conservative Party of BC@Conservative_BC

A major achievement for parents all over BC. After years of pressure from the Conservative Party of BC, the BC NDP have given up on SOGI and defunded the program.

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John C@chernia_john·
@DearClimate Ok kinda partial to the hummus from that other country tho
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The Climate@DearClimate·
@Pepper449 Ok. Doug Ford, but with a pension. I'll see myself out now.
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The Climate@DearClimate·
If you got vaccinated in 2021, but aren't living a life completely devoid of anything that uses fossil fuels as an input in 2026, you can no longer claim to be doing the right thing to protect your community. No more excuses, hypocrites.
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@Pepper449 I left out the part of the story where I used a stock image for this tweet.
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NonnoPepper44@Pepper449·
@DearClimate That bbq is toast there is more to this story lol, how long did you leave it unattended?
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The Climate@DearClimate·
@LivinTheFringe Putting raisins in anything other than a garbage can should carry a minimum sentence of 2 years of hard labour. Fuck your fascist raisins!
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@Pepper449 I clean mine with a fire extinguisher when necessary, usually every 3-5 years.
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