Jamie B

Got a manicure and now I’m in line for Taco Bell. I’m every woman.

NEW: The Muppets will join Madonna, Shakira and BTS as they co-headline the first-ever FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show at the New York New Jersey Stadium on July 19.

My girl @TheCassieLopez is the Art Director of this masterpiece 👏🏻😭🥃

Shoutout to the queen sitting in front of me in first class who is watching Shrek 2 on this flight while drinking sparkling wine. Big fan.

@NoahKahan Tell me, love, if the devil ever comes To make good on the debts that I owe Wish me well, tell the stories I would tell Go ahead, make a few of your own

Favorite lyric??

literally nobody in the world knows what this lineup means to me

Honestly, I really wish my dad was alive to witness the feud of Trump and the pope. He already hated Trump, but boy would he be RADICALIZED right now.

I got a timeslot for LA28 Olympic tickets presale tomorrow. So yes, I do feel superior than everyone else 💁🏼‍♀️

Some guy cuts you off while driving. Boo 👎🏻 Boss suggests we use new software you hate. Boo 👎🏻 Friend still doesn’t break up with their toxic bf. Boo 👎🏻

Big advocate that we incorporate public booing in all mundane/average circumstances.

Me popping up like a gopher from my desk and pointing to my phone about reality tv drama: “Who can I talk to about this breaking news?!”

My yearly praise about my tax lady and how she's worth every penny I pay her.

Literally me today

You think you can hurt me? My therapist is a 60 year old Jewish gay man from New York.

Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. about.netflix.com/en/news/netfli…

I get to go home to LA for 10 days 🥹

I’ve been working on site at a mall for weeks and today was the first time I opted into a soft pretzel for lunch. That’s called self control.

Nothing is more disheartening than learning that your favorite history teacher that radicalized you in high school is now MAGA.

Land in Dallas for work and immediately get sad because I miss my dog.

End of line 🥏 My last Disney Studios film credit. Grateful to have attended the premiere last night.

She gives her employees free college tuition. She donated to make the COVID vaccine possible. She roasted Taco Bell until they brought back the Mexican pizza. She's a goddamn national treasure. Get well soon, Dolly.