Deborah Harbison (she, her)

@TheRealHoarse @katyperry I could give 2 fucks about Katy or Gwyneth, but I'm super bummed about Snoop

@katyperry Voting for an anti-choice Republican is a disgrace. You are such a fraud.

@joshgad Only if it's a gritty hard look at his pants-less life

Finally making the only biopic I’ve ever wanted to make.

@KylePlantEmoji That is what the word luxurious was made for! I am so jealous of that hair!!

Friendly reminder that I'm pretty

@RahulKohli13 I bought a kaleidoscope once. The seller was pretty cool about it and refunded me. 😁

@alxmojo @RahulKohli13 This one made me laugh, nice!

@RahulKohli13 tell him that soylent green is people ;) #oldspoilers

@DevonESawa Yes and I can't remember my schedule and keep going to the wrong class

Has anyone else had a reoccurring nightmare where you’re back in high school and you’ve forgotten your locker combo?

@pattonoswalt Right? I'm so disgusted

wanna be a supreme court justice wanna murder 2 people & not go to jail better 1) cut some onions 2) be white (MUSIC CUE: “Cherry Pie”)

@bazzlethegr8 Don't feel bad hiring someone to do it for you! Your time is worth the money. More people need to figure this out, and by more people, I mean my husband 😁

@JimMFelton I thought the photo was Bill Clinton, so...

@Shovel68 @ManMadeMoon Underrated

@ManMadeMoon Indiana Jones And The Fruit Of The Loom....

@Sethrogen They are so cool! I love the orangey-red one on the back left. Mid century vibes!

I made these vases:

@pattonoswalt Congrats!! Wishing you so many more years of happiness!! ❤

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@MADemocracy @TheRealHoarse He is way more of a classy lady than she will ever be!

I’ve grown tired of having one of the only one hundred seats occupied by an emotionally stunted teenager who thinks being oppositionally defiant is a personality.

@McSports14 @TheRealHoarse Great idea!! Team it with a vaccination clinic to serve the homeless/underserved population in two ways

Charge them with littering. Take it out of their last check.

@hwinkler4real Congratulations!! ❤❤❤

@daners1028 @SpacecoastPix @BrewerGregg @pattonoswalt Thinking everyone who'd come Wouldn't mind the salute That he just did

jesus

@luxtempo @tonyposnanski Same! I mean, we all know how it ends

How the fuck is Titianic a top 10 watch on Netflix? Seriously, who the fuck is watching Titanic?

@BostonJoan 32 stitches!!!? Was a bear hiding in your raspberry bush?! Ouch,take care!!

@joshgad That's so wonderful!!! Thank you for sharing!! ❤❤❤

My children hadn’t seen my parents in almost 2 years because of the pandemic. Here is the moment in which they saw each other for the first time again. 🥰🥰🥰 Hope this brings a smile to all of you

@richardmarx Where the hell is the theme from S.W.A.T.?!

Five favorite instrumental TV themes. I’ll start. 1.Friday Night Lights 2.Picket Fences 3.Wild Wild West 4.The West Wing 5.Magnum PI