Lady Deborah

I got an MVP award from coach and all I did was dry beat in the dugout all season

My background on my phone is just a naughty photo

Would you rather be skinned alive over a hot furnace while being pegged OR kiss Ellen degeneres on the feet

@ZuppyZupper Maybe

Will duct tape keep my live chickens on the wall?

@Alcoholist69 W idea

@DeborahLadyGirl Put me fully nude in your dining room with a stuffed boner

Taxidermy me when I die

Bounce on that thang (trampoline)

@yash3260 Now you're onto something

@DeborahLadyGirl Plant a first grader in its backpack

Planting a bomb in a 1st graders backpack

Yeth

@killlikebutton You the real hammer

Throw me a hammer, no

@OldRattleMan The call is coming from inside the house

looking up how to stop old people from staring at me

Yall ever close ur eyes in the shower and pretend an elephant is squirting on you

"95 followers isn't a lot" imagine shoving 95 hotdogs up your nose

Hot take but I would much rather play Minecraft than murder a homeless man

Drop shipping McDonald's chicken nuggets on TikTok shop

She dairy on my queen till I (sorry there's no other words)

Wiping my butt with an ironing board bc I'm out of toilet paper

Gonna freeze dry my boyfriends sperm and advertise it as a sourdough starter

Hey Alexa play no more dream by BTS

@zynnoir Heck yes Lindsay Crumb

@DeborahLadyGirl Studying ""hand out so we can Chill and Meet

Studying marine biology so I can become a hammerhead shark

Peg your man bruh give him what he wants