Deb

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭

Bit bored of the Easter Egg outrage from thousands of people who can't be arsed to go to church for one hour a week, or read their Bible, or say their prayers.

please get a library card even if you won’t use it because cities will look at library statistics and use that to decide to keep libraries open and properly funded

As a priest, who has celebrated Holy Communion twice today and is departing for a Cistercian monastery tomorrow, can I just say that this 'Easter Egg rage' is nonsense. If you care that much, get yourself to church, and then perhaps you will realise that our faith is not based on confectionary or its packaging.

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self esteem.

Every woman I have ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.

“Send me a pic" is exactly where a woman loses 100% interest in a man.

Enya. Never married, never been in a relationship, no scandals, she lives alone in a Castle with her Cats, never had a concert , she doesn't use a phone. She doesn't use social media She is 64 and has sold over 80 million records. She is Enya.

Iran, meningitis, 2 plantains for £1. London got about 3 hours left

42 years ago today, one of the most underrated shows we never talk about aired. Kate and Allie. The opening credits in NYC were sublime.

I have mixed feelings about AI- but my main issue with it is that the robots should be washing our dishes, not doing our hobbies.

Eighty billion dollars. Gone. To build a digital ghost town where legless cartoons stood around doing nothing, because Mark Zuckerberg looked at Facebook – a website people use to congratulate their guinea pig on its birthday – and thought: what this needs is a worse version of reality. He was wrong. Historically, catastrophically, trouserlessly wrong.

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

Our nose rings are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

@CountDankulaTV Legend.

If you think you know mean girl energy, just wait until you start working with 50 year old corporate women who have been in the same job for 30 years.

British people know not to let a single day of sun go to waste, we’re deprived on sunlight

The Manosphere Strikes Back 💊

FOR THE LAST TIME, IT’S CAST, NOT CASTED

I like how they abbreviate Charing Cross to Charing X. Very punk rock