LucasDecuir

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LucasDecuir

LucasDecuir

@DecuirLucas

hit a big parlay start a discord

Katılım Eylül 2024
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ryan
ryan@Ryan619x·
@CalFantasy @DecuirLucas @DKSportsbook It’s interesting… but I’d say no more than $2k. I’d think at least 1k people had him in either singles or parlays as that bet token. Hes the second most bet Nats guy. Need a +500 or higher for over $4k
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LucasDecuir@DecuirLucas·
@MLBHR 3 run bomb for the grand slam jackpot lmao, let’s cash this lay though
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MLB Home Run
MLB Home Run@MLBHR·
Andy Pages - Los Angeles Dodgers (6) 3-run 393 feet +575
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Defund the USDA 2.0
Defund the USDA 2.0@Dusty3080467325·
MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...
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Underdog MLB
Underdog MLB@UnderdogMLB·
Jackson Chourio rips a 108.3 MPH double in his first AB of the season
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LucasDecuir@DecuirLucas·
@DKSportsbook Played Busch yesterday, had 4 RBIs and a shot at a grand slam but struck out looking …
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DraftKings Sportsbook@DKSportsbook·
WE WANT GRAND SLAMS 🗣️ 26 home runs and NO grand slams yesterday. The Daily Grand Slam Payout has now increased to $1M!
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caro (met drew gilbert)
caro (met drew gilbert)@carokell·
i think the worst part about dalton rushing is that he just looks like this
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LucasDecuir@DecuirLucas·
@Djoko_UTD This is dudes job , how about you go into work tomorrow and your best trait you have just done use it ever again for other people’s entertainment! Not a good take think before you talk
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Jomboy Media
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia·
Rob Refsnyder successfully challenged an absolutely insane strike three call before hitting the game-winning home run
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Fanatics Sportsbook
Fanatics Sportsbook@FanaticsBook·
Mark Vientos is currently your Longball Jackpot leader at 434ft ‼️
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