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@Ryan619x @CalFantasy @DKSportsbook @MemeDitka

@CalFantasy @DecuirLucas @DKSportsbook It’s interesting… but I’d say no more than $2k. I’d think at least 1k people had him in either singles or parlays as that bet token. Hes the second most bet Nats guy. Need a +500 or higher for over $4k

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@_BFox13 @slaugin @DKSportsbook Congrats bro!! Follow @MemeDitka for the model projection

@theonlyjt927 @DKSportsbook Nothing other than wild assumptions

@DecuirLucas @DKSportsbook Wrong, wrong, and wrong lmao. Wild assumptions, but what else ya got tonight smh

@theonlyjt927 @DKSportsbook Not my point. Either u r a degen who loses a lot or ur w dk. Gonna go w degen

@DecuirLucas @DKSportsbook They know what’s up 😂

@slaugin @DKSportsbook If u had him I pray u get blessed with at least $5k bonus money, at least bro…

@DecuirLucas @DKSportsbook I’d be very happy with 1500

@theonlyjt927 @DKSportsbook Dk follows u lmao 😂

@DecuirLucas @DKSportsbook 3500 min

@MLBHR 3 run bomb for the grand slam jackpot lmao, let’s cash this lay though

Andy Pages - Los Angeles Dodgers (6) 3-run 393 feet +575

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

Jackson Chourio rips a 108.3 MPH double in his first AB of the season

@DKSportsbook Played Busch yesterday, had 4 RBIs and a shot at a grand slam but struck out looking …

WE WANT GRAND SLAMS 🗣️ 26 home runs and NO grand slams yesterday. The Daily Grand Slam Payout has now increased to $1M!

i think the worst part about dalton rushing is that he just looks like this

@Djoko_UTD This is dudes job , how about you go into work tomorrow and your best trait you have just done use it ever again for other people’s entertainment! Not a good take think before you talk

People asked what’s the worst style of tennis, It’s servebotting. Servebotting literally takes the basic point of tennis that is 2 players back and forth over the net. I really feel for people who pay 100s of dollars to witness a 7ft dude do this..

Rob Refsnyder successfully challenged an absolutely insane strike three call before hitting the game-winning home run

Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.

This really might be the coolest thing I've ever seen. Thank you for this.

@robkhenderson If you think this girl is hot…

I have a hypothesis about why hot teachers sleep with underage male students but ppl will go bananas so it’ll have to go behind a paywall.

what the fuck is this retard even describing? seeing a mountain? what the fuck is wrong with this country

@MattyBetss Dollar to a band

F*ck anyone that unit shames. If you bet your own money on a play (could be $1 or $500,000) u got my respect! In a social media world full of ppl faking shit, always show ur real plays/dollar amounts)

@FanaticsBook It’s ozuna today

Mark Vientos is currently your Longball Jackpot leader at 434ft ‼️