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@mangeface @tiffanylehman92 “Continued on next cookie… Respondent is not allowed within 500ft of Petitioner/Victim…”

Just found @tiffanylehman92’s Valentine cookie from Steven. It’s a 3.5” cookie so I didn’t have room to mention the restraining order.

@CoachAjBussey You’ve seen me on some of my WORST mornings… The HAIR alone. Eek.

I’ve never understood people who get cute to hit the gym. I be in the gym looking like a BUM. Ashy, clothes all dingy, bleach stain on my shirt. 😂

@andreaaa721 @JeraldAmir Yep. The minute the lights go down…

@grayson_g14 Proud father.

Happy Heavenly Birthday, Brandon. We miss you like crazy. ❤️ instagram.com/p/Cn2Db7nLQWl/…

@magicmorn1041 I’m from northern VA and JB Nimbles sounds like our Shakey’s. Which is pretty much how ADULTS left after spending 2hrs in there.

14 years after disappearing, Steak & Ale is set to return. What restaurant would you like to see come back? #FunFriday

@SamWTomlinson Or do it in the crockpot if you have enough meat left over. Put enough beef stock or broth in to cover the meat, and you can dump in some tomatoes to break down and give it some acid to help it tenderize faster if you want. Season it and give it a few hours.

@DeeNadjkovic Nice thanks I'll try that next time

Leftover overcooked shitty steak makes for great sandwiches 🥪 😋

@SfGeorgiev @macpro75 @Juliet_notRomeo @charleslinehan @MichaelJStern1 @SethAbramson Or… should you learn grammar and how to construct a sentence? Another clown school dropout, huh? 😂😂 Whatever.

@SamWTomlinson Cooking meat in liquid. The extra time with heat and juices further breaks down connective tissue and makes it more tender.

@DeeNadjkovic What exactly is braising?

@RilezTweetsEsq Your friends share some catastrophic experience and all you can think is, “this sounds like a bar exam question.”

Tell me you went to law school without actually telling me you went to law school.

@SfGeorgiev @macpro75 @Juliet_notRomeo @charleslinehan @MichaelJStern1 @SethAbramson I’m sure there’s a coherent statement in there somewhere.

@Okiefaith “Why don’t people want to live here?” So weird…

@4U1962 I’m a plant hospice. I can kill anything.

Did you know it was possible to kill a succulent?

@chadimus33 @JeraldAmir Thanks Chad. I have been blessed beyond measure so I try to pass it on. I know the other people feel the same way.

@DeeNadjkovic You and @JeraldAmir are a big part of that. I’m thankful I get to call you both friends.

I’m not going to put the individuals out there publicly, but Thunder Twitter has some of the biggest hearts for charity and children. That’s all I’m going to say about that. ❤️❤️

@JeraldAmir @CrownAndJoke I’ll text you.

@DeeNadjkovic @CrownAndJoke

Giving away 2 tickets to Wednesdays game against the Pacers. Does anyone know any local immigrant/political asylum organizations that I could get these to? I want to create an experience for someone who has never been or may never have a chance to go to an NBA game.

@OneFreshPillow Dont get stupid and make muffins. They’re good but you better be sitting on the toilet while you’re eating them.

If loving Cracklin’ Oat Bran is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

@BLARTzero @bridgeyrocks @JAC_OnTheBrazos @redditships My husband and I have an, “oh yeah, PROBLEM, but this isn’t the time or place to straighten it out,” look. That would have told her all she needed to know. Instead, he lied, verifiably. Twice.

Cousin’s “gift” ruined Christmas and possibly my relationship. reddit.com/r/trueoffmyche…