The B, childless dog lady

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

@perpetua This makes my heart so happy. Well done as always

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got a new playlist for you all that I know will be massively nostalgic for people around my age but I really hope gets to people much, much younger

@hammerito That mustache is spectacular

Baby you vs grown you

@Elpsky I have a Dyson and I hate it. Completely overpriced and overrated.

@SteamboatUSA I always said she was the most talented member of the P&R crew and I’m so happy to be right lol

@RhysPiecesss Same. And yet I can’t go to sleep either lol

I’m so terrified to wake up tomorrow.

@Elpsky And all those voters will bitch about taxes too.

Nicole, girl. The hair is better but we need to talk about those bangs.

@__itsmev I Just can’t believe there’s still this many people who will vote for him

@kristenwarner @GilbertoBlasini And he’s carrying that beer around with his pinky and didn’t spill the beer. It’s all Way hotter than it should be

All-around fantastic FAFO performance from Philly athletes today

@wstafrican This writer has been a jerk for 20 years. All he does is stir the pot, especially with JoJo

@__itsmev The cake, the swing, the strut! I love baseball lolll

@sodapopandpunk I’m such a sucker for a pair of blue eyes.

if there’s one thing stevie nicks is going to do it’s read lindsey buckingham to filth… and i’ll eat up every single time

@TVandDinners I’m so annoyed with these damn kids. Even my smut books have less smut, wtf??

@wstafrican As a Philadelphia sports fan, this second paragraph has me in tears😂😂

@hammerito Thank you for your service lol

Fact check: true ✅

One of my gym dudes just flagged me down across town in total darkness and I was like ‘wow I’m surprised that your clocked it was me’ and in his thick Eastern European accent just goes ‘you are very big man in very small shorts’ and I can’t argue with that

@kristenwarner This feels like it could apply to literally any topic involving young white men

@melisser3 These fucking assholes

@LawyerRabbit Good for you

@bridgeyrocks Absolutely will!! We went v v bougie for this trip but I’m ready for it.

48 hours until I’m on a plane.