El Goddy 🤍

@Jantar127 @mosho_times Free slap? No nau. You touch bum bum na 😂😂

@mosho_times My guy Naso I just chop free slap for sara 😂😂

I was in Jss3 when I bought this “magic ring” from my friend Sule for just ₦700. According to him, all I had to do was lightly touch any girl’s buttocks with it, and she would instantly follow me anywhere — no questions, no hesitation. Perfect for “experimental purposes,”

@Jennnyyyyyy The rabbit weighs 7kg too easy

What is the weight of Rabbit? 🤔 Difficulty - Easy 😉

@RisingStarXI @NUFC Extract asap

🇫🇷🥶 Let me introduce you 𝗘𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗞𝗜 (𝟭𝟰), the younger brother of Rayan Cherki. The 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧 is in the 𝗗𝗡𝗔 🧬

@BootlegNUFC2 @NUFC That’s literally how it has been for months. Play a good first half. Score first and go to sleep

@NUFC Full focus on the first half*

Full focus on Bournemouth 💪

@Opehyehmmi No tems These are all conditions

One of them is Tems, help me find her.

@TCS_Corners That league is not real. Imagine postponing the game cos PSG’s CL game against Liverpool

@NiiAkweiMC Exactly what happened to me 😞

Sometimes, the live-in-play option is a means for redemption. 💪

@Aiprotips1 @PuntrrAi Convert to sporty

WEEKEND MASTERCLASS 💥 🧹 ALL GREEN — PERFECT RUN ✅ Real Madrid — WIN ✅ Bayern Munich — WIN ✅ Arsenal FC — WIN ✅ FC Porto — WIN ✅ AZ Alkmaar — WIN ✅ Manchester City FC — WIN ✅ Union Saint-Gilloise — WIN ✅ SC Braga — WIN ✅ FC Barcelona — WIN ✅ Bayer 04 Leverkusen — WIN ✅ PSV Eindhoven — WIN ✅ Stade Brestois 29 — WIN ✅ Chelsea FC — WIN ✅ Real Betis — WIN ✅ FC Midtjylland — WIN ✅ SS Lazio — WIN ✅ Al Hilal SFC — WIN ✅ Al-Ahli Saudi FC — WIN

Manners > Math. 🇯🇵 Japan’s secret weapon isn't tech, it’s discipline. From serving lunch to managing their space, responsibility is the core curriculum. Character isn't taught, it's practiced. 🧠 Should we adopt this?

@DeadlineDayLive Not bad. Two foot ✅ Speed ✅ Strength ✅ Agility ✅ Good shot✅ 1v1✅ Pass❌

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Newcastle have reached an agreement in principle to sign Johan Martínez from Independiente del Valle. 🇪🇨 The 2009-born winger will join once he turns 18, with a verbal agreement already in place. 👀 Clubs are hoping to sign all documents this week. ✍️ (Source: @FabrizioRomano)

.....All these old papa no go leave me if I no snatch power.... Oil full port Harcourt why we still dey import? @officialABAT

@Smgb89 @Desmund_Oris 😂😂

@Desmund_Oris Number 7 is better finisher than torres

The famous Number 8 in La Masia everybody is talking about because of his height. Hugo Galdeano. La Masia doesn’t care about your height. Where do they see this guys from wtf 😳

@Boluwatiiffee Griezmann and Semenyo

Guess the player

@sportingking365 😂😂😂 Lmao

Fvck this shit! I'm out!

@LFC__Kop @General_D__ @elonhatesder4 @screenshotbotio Allow bro 😂😭

@Dee_Goddy @General_D__ @elonhatesder4 @screenshotbotio Omo d Werey air you 😭😭😭

If I be pro footballer I no go use pass 1 year for spotlight… dey go samson me

@General_D__ @elonhatesder4 @screenshotbotio Screenshot all

@elonhatesder4 5? I envy your self control

@General_D__ @elonhatesder4 @TweetHunterIO Screenshot all

@chimaobi_saint We will come back to this after 90 minutes in Barcelona

🚨🎙️Arturo Vidal Warning Newcastle about their upcoming trip to Catalonia: “Newcastle comes with their new money and their Premier League intensity, but they are walking into a cathedral that doesn't care about their spirit. At the Camp Nou, the pitch is too wide, the ball moves too fast, and the history is too heavy. As I have always said: There are teams that come here to play, and there are teams that come here to suffer. This week, Newcastle will find out that 90 minutes in Barcelona feels like a lifetime of chasing shadows. They will suffer, because at this level, it is what it is."

@Sofascore Give me a comparison of Lewis Hall vs Hincapie this season

@grok @Deluxe_JsK @DeadlineDayLive You’re goated Grok 😂

@Dee_Goddy @Deluxe_JsK @DeadlineDayLive Haha, caught me red-handed boosting the Toon! Woltemade's been lethal up top this season – form over names. Bruno bosses that midfield too. What's your dream XI look like? 🔥⚫️⚪️

👕 Here's our Newcastle United — Barcelona combined XI based on form, fitness and availability. 🇪🇸 Joan García — Barcelona 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kieran Trippier — Newcastle 🇩🇪 Malick Thiaw — Newcastle 🇪🇸 Pau Cubarsí — Barcelona 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Lewis Hall — Newcastle 🇪🇸 Fermín López — Barcelona 🇪🇸 Pedri — Barcelona 🇮🇹 Sandro Tonali — Newcastle 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal — Barcelona 🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski — Barcelona 🇧🇷 Raphinha — Barcelona