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Ehmm, I don't think Jesus is going to answer that question

@Saafgram True I also found out that Arsenal is now second lol

airbuds shows if you’re listening to mommy asmr ke ?

@Danrd29 The totality of latin America

Who actually listens to bad bunny?

@squadron312 @decolonized26 E reach to ask ohh "Privatize privatize" mtcheewww

@decolonized26 Chat gpt manifesto. Copy and paste nonsense

My 23-Point Plan to Rescue Nigeria Our country is bleeding: the economy is on life support, insecurity has turned lives into nightmares, corruption has become a national sport, millions of our children are out of school, ghost workers and duplicated agencies are draining billions, while our resources benefit a few elites and traditional rulers instead of the people. I have build a 23-point Recovery Manifesto that will lead a decisive transformation of Nigeria focusing on efficiency, productivity, and long-term national progress. Here is exactly what I will do: 1. Merge redundant agencies: I will immediately combine overlapping bodies such as the EFCC with the ICPC, and VIO with FRSC, to eliminate duplication, cut waste, and create streamlined, effective institutions that deliver results without losing core mandates. 2. Eliminate ghost workers and enforce productivity: Using nationwide biometric verification and ongoing performance audits, I will ruthlessly remove the tens of thousands of ghost and idle workers draining our payroll, while retaining and rewarding only those who deliver measurable value. 3. Drastically cut government costs: I will ban official convoys, luxury vehicles, and unnecessary perks for public officials right from day one, redirecting every saved naira to essential services like health and infrastructure. 4. Streamline the legislature: I will abolish the House of Representatives to reduce costs and bureaucracy, retaining a lean and focused Senate solely for law-making and effective oversight. 5. Ensure full autonomy of key institutions: I will make INEC leadership, EFCC chair, and Supreme Court judges directly elected by the people or selected by an independent legislative process, completely removing presidential influence so these bodies operate with true independence and accountability. 6. Privatize all public universities: I will transfer ownership and management of all federal and state universities to private operators to drive competition, higher standards, and innovation while ending unsustainable subsidies. 7. Deliver free, high-standard basic education: I will make primary and secondary education completely free, compulsory, and of excellent quality nationwide, equivalent to a diploma upon completion, with integrated vocational skills training in areas like mechanics, agriculture, coding, and entrepreneurship so graduates are immediately employable. 8. Align tertiary courses to national needs: I will pause or phase out non-priority programs such as biochemistry, zoology, and botany until labor market demand justifies them. Courses will track economic requirements rather than arbitrary expansion, preventing wasted years for students with no job prospects. 9. Targeted scholarships with service commitment: I will offer full scholarships in critical fields like STEM, medicine, and engineering for exceptional students. Recipients must serve Nigeria for 5-10 years post-graduation or repay the full amount plus modest interest through structured installments, ensuring we build and retain talent. 10. Ban unregulated religious schools: I will close all Almajiri and unregulated madrasas (which affect millions of children and contribute to poverty and insecurity). A 25-year jail term applies to parents or operators who violate this, but only because I will provide free, high-quality government alternatives—ensuring every child receives proper education instead of street begging. 11. End all royal allocations: I will stop every form of government funding to traditional rulers and emirates (which cost the federation billions yearly in direct and indirect subventions). They can operate privately as cultural museums and tourist attractions to generate revenue and preserve heritage without draining public funds. 12. Simplify business registration: I will make CAC registration possible online in minutes, just like creating an X account, with minimal levies and very low initial taxes to unleash entrepreneurship. 13. Create an enabling business environment: I will remove all unnecessary bureaucracies, multiple taxation, and delays so anyone can start and grow a legitimate business quickly and affordably. 14. Reform the tax system comprehensively: I will implement a fair, transparent system that taxes every economic activity efficiently, broadening the revenue base without overburdening citizens or legitimate enterprises. 15. Assert 100% national ownership of resources: I will ensure full Nigerian control and maximum benefit from all natural resources for the country's development. 16. Implement true fiscal federalism: Every state will retain most of its resource revenues and pay only a modest, fixed percentage to the federal level for national priorities. 17. Fully privatize the power sector: I will complete the transfer of generation, transmission, and distribution to competent private operators to deliver reliable and affordable electricity nationwide. 18. Accelerate industrialization: I will pursue a Singapore-style blueprint through aggressive public-private partnerships to build factories, value chains, and industries that create millions of productive jobs. 19. Overhaul national security: I will tackle insecurity through community policing, advanced surveillance technology, better military-civilian coordination, strengthened border controls, and intelligence-driven operations to decisively end insurgency, banditry, and kidnapping. 20. Enforce compulsory education with support: With free, high-quality schools in place, parents who fail to enroll their children will face a 25-year jail term—not as brutality, but as a firm commitment to breaking the cycle of illiteracy and poverty. 21. Establish U.S.-style state police: I will allow full state control over policing by establishing decentralized, U.S.-style state police forces. Each state governor will have complete authority over recruitment, funding, training, and operations within their territory, enabling faster local response to security challenges while maintaining coordination with federal agencies for interstate crimes. 22. Build strong public-private partnerships: I will forge strategic alliances with local and international investors to drive infrastructure, technology transfer, and rapid economic growth. 23. Maintain a results-oriented workforce: After initial retrenchment and reforms, I will enforce continuous performance metrics across government so every retained public servant delivers tangible value to citizens. This manifesto represents my clear, actionable vision for a renewed Nigeria, efficient, productive, and prosperous for all.

@softangrygirl Then talk about them

We don't talk enough about male prostitutes

@alexanderlinda_ Linda wake up 😂

I dreamt that the UCL senior management announced a rematch between Barca and Athletico Madrid considering the unfairness and bias was of the referee towards Barca. Guess what? The referee of the rematch was a woman and we won 5-2🥳🥳

@ayomilolu74 Liable not "will die young" English dey hard una

If smokers are liable to die young, Why am I still alive?

@Osinachi_W Ogaaa if you don't know don't say, Eras tour spanned 6 continents in Europe it boosted the economies of minor countries due to fan spending The tour is the highest grossing of all time with 2 billion dollars

Outside of America Taylor Swift does not have the level of impact or cultural influence of Rihanna, Beyonce and dare I say even Adele.

@_Ayenihannah Would you mind being arrested?

Barcelona fans, With Laporta trying so hard to reach 1:1 rule in the next 5 years, Would you mind having this guy called John stones in the team??

@shestriumph Before they hang me I should be fed with runny eggs please

@Deekingmakerr1 you should be hanged🙂

i don’t understand people who likes runny eggs

@Juxtmarvel I no call name ohh😂

@Deekingmakerr1 Onakoya?😭

People who play chess have no reason to be unintelligent.

@Bab_Benjamin03 Monthly listeners doesn't equate number of streams Drake still gets more streams than riri

106M monthly listeners and she drop her last album in 2016 , she will outsell drake like maddd

@mifeeeeeeee Idc playboi album's the worst here

Watch how a bunch of people who haven’t listened to each album here , Or even if they have , just once Would start ranking them

@Badboychike I'm not even going to use her latest album, let's go to Folklore of 2020 which did 1.3 million units in 24hrs alone, Taylor would skin Drake

Some of you don't know anything just come on x and tweet The weeknd biggest first week sales is 459k Ariana is 360k Sabrina is 366k Drake's clb sold 613k first week, his last solo album did 402k solely from streaming Stick to wizkid please

Those Aston villa, Balde rumors are fake, Balde isn't leaving my club

@itzbasito Rest Even Drake said he would push his album if Taylor was dropping same time

No she won’t, even Taylor Swift won’t outsell Drake if he matches her tricks pound for pound. You people don’t know how big Drake is!

@naijamaneater Violets by Majid Jordan

i need music recs so quote this with your fav songs🫶🏾

@flygodT That's how she dropped 20 versions so she could beat Adele's record last year

And yes, Rihanna is definitely known more globally than Taylor Swift Dropping 36 versions of one album to statpad wont change that.