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@OkothKopondo Si unioe aki

Kwani nyinyi watu wa town hajui lunch ni nini jameni

@ItsGregy_ Sitaki kushout hapa

@Deemylee1 Wewe ni mgani

Watching hii The BAG Edition 15 a Hot Grabba Special featuring Dj Lyta siet hawa madem understood the assignment mamehn. Hapa unasimamisha wima kama Kiluundezy

@_Sakko We ni fala aki😂😂

Okay body must be tea ,but not tearing ..let's eat something please . Hapa unaweza toka na potholes kwa mwili na huwanga haziponi kirahisi . Mrs Kidungi 😂

@realskeka Wueeh 😂😂😂 na nilijua tu

Kama hujatoka faceless usitoke. AI itaharibu mambo mingi sana.

@Misspreety17 Straight to replies 😂😂

Mimi hushangaa na Sim 2 merchants juu kama ukiwa constipated ukienda kukunia ni chungu hivo,je kudinywa haga???is it not painful???

@Siimiike_ Hatuna hao mabro

Lakini madem huanga wanajam machali zao wakisema hawana pesa kwani broo zao hawajai sota ama😂😂

@Weyne_west Endelea kujichocha😂😂🫴

Yaani kumbe dem anaweza kunyima juu anaona wewe inafaa upewe na madem classy.

@frosteyszn Haija😂😂

12 hawas, nothing. Anaku easy 🤣

@ItsGregy_ Me too

Mii naye nikiona una romanticise kuteseka, umaskini, shida, I just cut you off, I don't need that kinda energy around me. Be positive and see things going your way.

@Ibrahkiprotich Sasa Ibrahim

In Kenya, everyone likes to listen to music, because it's trending. Bro, I don't roll that way personally

@Web3flux Sasa Allano

Ziko wapi hizo vidoes 😂😂

@mbiti_mwondi @CrochetLoftKE Behind every successful man is a woman..now imagine two women..Ongezea bibi na ikuwe mimi

Najua haiwahusu but I will one day be a billionaire inshallah 🙏😎 , Sweater well done and delivered by @CrochetLoftKE

@nikokadiKE Na kwani uko kwa coffin?

Wacha kwanza niwashe kimoja bana. Bangi tulisema kuacha labda kejani. 😂😂😂😂

@Bookten8 Si uninunue basi

Female tweeps Wenye tunajua hustles zao 1. Branice, 2.Janet Machuka 3. Limukii Hawa wengine wanauza kinywero

@ItsGregy_ Juu sisi ndo hatupatanangi na new men mchew

Lakini men we need to do better… after kumaliza campus just find other women. You don’t have to go back looking for girls mlikuwa course-mates. Yaani hadi sahii uko na game advantage ya pesa na bado unarudia wamama? Unless alikunyimanga ukamuekea red alert just get new women.

@MOwino81586 Na ukona na ufala😂😂😂

Mimi huwa naogopa hii majamaa ya ushago sana. Jamaa anakula ugali ya muhogo alafu anaenda kulima shamba saa kumi na Moja asubuhi. Ukiamka 8 am unampata ni jasho tu inamtoka. Jamaa kama hii akishika bibi yako she will never be same. Na ujue...

@ItsGregy_ Na kwanini unashout?hujui vile ni fun kubembelezwa wewe😂

It’s only in Nairobi utabembeleza dem alale kwako, after hours of persuasion anachomoa night dress na toothbrush from her handbag, as if thats not enough masaa ya slicing unapata its well shaved 😭🌚

@ClaudeBrilliant @rigathi Tebu na kiswahili sasa

@rigathi we've reached a point where state resources are being used to intimidate political opponents instead of protecting ordinary Kenyans. That's not leadership it's a betrayal of public trust. And kasongo you are wantam.

In January this year, a killer squad of 12 rogue police officers under code name 'Nairobi Sierra' arrived at the home of Mathira member parliament. They were hosted to kingly breakfast and briefing by his wife. Armed to the teeth, two hours later, they made a cowardly and sacrilegious attack on Witima ACK church in Othaya with guns and tear gas but their mission aborted. Women and children in the church cried their tears and blood out. After being positively identified and recommended for prosecution, they were instead promoted and assigned duties to coordinate goons and attacks on people perceived as opposed to Mr. William Ruto and his kakistocracy. As we speak, the now enhanced killer squad of 15 has arrived at the same MP’s home in Gatura a few kilometers from Karatina for dinner and briefing this evening. They will coordinate attacks on people’s businesses in Karatina town and cause havoc before being joined by the General Service Unit to ‘restore order’ and normalcy. Since I was targeted for assassinition then by this killer squad in church, I am apprehensive; probably Mr. Kipchumba Murkomen snd DIG Lagat have instructed them to proceed to Wamunyoro and complete the job they failed to do in January. In whatever situation, God is in control. God Bless and protect Kenyans.

@ClaudeBrilliant Walai?😊

@Deemylee1 Unaeza niletea I pay😋

Mimi ningekua dem I better give the kasusu to my fellow brokies agemate for free than kupea 60 yr old grandfathers for money.