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@DeepSeaApe

Katılım Kasım 2012
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@Stsantek The idea an MP has EVER done 15 hours work in one day is laughable. Please get off your knees and demand better for yourself and others.
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Stella Tsantekidou
Stella Tsantekidou@Stsantek·
Yeah no, sorry, MPs are often cooped up in Parliament for 15 hours a day, they will have a drink with journalists or colleagues and will still be discussing politics -their job, as Hannah says. I don’t like the blanket demonisation of MPs and Hannah should know better after she had already been accused of not taking the job seriously because she took part in that dancing event in Portcullis house. It was unfair to call her unserious about that then and it is unfair of her to now suggest that MPs having a drink in between votes which take up all night is by default bad.
PoliticsJOE@PoliticsJOE_UK

"You can smell the alcohol when people are in between votes." Green MP Hannah Spencer tells us what Westminster is REALLY like. The full interview is live on YouTube, and as a podcast here: linktr.ee/howtorebuildbr…

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Emma Camp
Emma Camp@emmma_camp_·
One of the reasons I am a liberal and not a leftist is that leftist morality is about power, not rights. Good actions reduce power imbalances, bad actions exacerbate them. Murder, theft, and discrimination can all be justified if they harm a “powerful” person or group. Liberals condemn these actions because they violate individual rights and dignity. Liberalism seeks equal rights, leftism seeks equal power.
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@NickCohen4 Love your comprehensive and long standing coverage of alleged sexual assault Nick. For those interested, Google Nick Cohen sexual assault allegations for more info!
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine from 2004, Pete Townshend of The Who described his initial reaction to hearing Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit cover his own "Behind Blue Eyes" for the first time: "I pop the video in, and... wow. Tears welling, silence, goose-bumps... Wow. I just lost my girlfriend, because that song isn't mine anymore. Then it all made sense to me. It really made me think about how powerful music is as a medium and art form. I wrote some words and music in my bedroom as a way of staying sane, about a bleak and desperate place I was in, totally isolated and alone. Some-fucking-how that winds up reinterpreted by a music legend from a radically different era/genre and still retains sincerity and meaning."
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Shacuras@sirashacunia·
@DeepSeaApe @Invinium Its crazy how she will sometimes do this, and sometimes Waterfowl -> Clone attack -> Waterfowl. It's a huge issue I have with some bosses, they become pure RNG because their moves vary so much in danger and punishability
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Guy@Invinium·
In this run, I used an average level character. I know rot is weak to fire, and I knew that freezing enemies stuns them, I'm not comfortable dodging waterfowl, and I realized Malenia doesn't have constant HR. So I strategized around it:
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Allison Pearson
Allison Pearson@AllisonPearson·
Do we really want to lose our oldest, most loyal and productive minority? It breaks my heart. My plea to Britain’s Jews: Please don’t go. 👇 British Jews are in danger. Either we do something about it or they’ll leave telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/2…
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techbimbo
techbimbo@jameygannon·
@theneedledrop this is not what your take was at all lmao nice backtracking
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techbimbo@jameygannon·
Anthony Fantano did a take on this on IG: “the creative process is part of what makes doing art fun…having AI do it for you is the complete removal of this journey” so which is it - is AI incapable of making anything but slop or is it so good it requires no human input? these people are so ignorant and incoherent in their logic. woke 2.0
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”You're not gonna win, there's no fighting AI” Diplo's take on AI is spot on, and he's ahead of 99% of creatives, across all disciplines > it's inevitable, and you're dumb if you don't use it > it's a tool, just like many other things before it > taste and references matter A LOT amazing interview by @DanielSWall

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Apple TV
Apple TV@AppleTV·
A new thriller series from the producers of Homeland. Coming May 8 to Apple TV. #Unconditional
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thank god I'm a lizard 🦎@DeepSeaApe·
@AlTayWeiss Pretty rich invoking the weak beta soy drinking millennial trope when you're built like a 120lbs meth addicted supertwink. Maybe get off your ass and do your job you fucking parasite?
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thank god I'm a lizard 🦎@DeepSeaApe·
@Keir_Starmer Trump is about to nuke one of the oldest civilisations on the planet with the support you've given him and this is what you're tweeting about. Fucking worm.
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Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.
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Mike Katz
Mike Katz@mikekatz·
Following a recent (now deleted) post, I want to make clear that I do not think Karl Turner MP holds, or has held, antisemitic views. I would like to apologise for any suggestion or implication from my post that this is the case.
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Zoe Strimpel
Zoe Strimpel@realzoestrimpel·
Good. This is not going away. As the first person to call Hate Crime on this Margate show last weekend, after being yelled at and told to leave by Collings, I can report that the police have now asked if I’d like to give a statement. Like a child who might be too excited, I was warned not to assume that would mean it went anywhere. Watch this space. There’s a big problem and we need to solve it.
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Alex Hearn
Alex Hearn@hearnimator·
If you think Polanski is rattled and his conference was a total mess, then just wait until his policies face proper scrutiny
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Nic Barker
Nic Barker@nicbarkeragain·
Usually I try to just ignore this type of stuff and get on with my day, but I recently switched from spotify to apple music for reasons™, and the desktop user interface is so comically poor that I have to make a thread highlighting what I came across in one session, strap in:
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thank god I'm a lizard 🦎@DeepSeaApe·
@realzoestrimpel You went on live TV and rolled your eyes and pulled a face while the reality of Israel's genocide against the Palestinians was described in vivid detail. This is the least you deserve.
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Zoe Strimpel
Zoe Strimpel@realzoestrimpel·
In Margate. My cheeks are red. I am shaking. I popped into an exhibition that turned out to be the insane fever dream of an artist called Matthew Collins: ‘Drawings Against Genocide.’ The exhibition is described as ‘drawings… raising consciousness about hell…. Israel is the pure encapsulation of it. Zionism is this terror state’s ruling ideology.’ Shocked by the use of Nazi imagery - the room is full of the Star of David pasted around figures meant to be Israelis and the Jewish ‘lobby’ spewing blood, to say nothing of blonde yummy mummies wearing ‘globalise the intifada’ shirts, I spoke to the artist to share my reaction as a Jewish person. He was instantly aggressive. As soon as I started to say I was shocked and threatened by what I was seeing because it was Nazi imagery, the artist started yelling at me that I didn’t mean anything I was saying. Anytime I tried to speak (calmly) he said: ‘you don’t mean any of what you said, you’re just repeating ‘hasbarah talking points’ because ‘you’re defending a genocide’. On and on he yelled, in my face. I said: ‘if I was a Black person…’ but couldn’t finish the sentence because: ‘you’re not are you?’ On the Nazi ideology point he said: ‘yeah. Why do you think it’s there. Israel are the Nazis’. His breath was disgusting. The crowd began booing and closing in around me, making to shoe me out. I said: ‘fine, get the Jew out’ and he yelled more across the room at me, ‘repeatedly jeering ‘call the police, go ahead, call the police’. I said I would, and the community security trust, which features as a devil in his exhibition. This was met with even more jeering. ‘Yeah, call the CST’ was the last I heard before leaving. Someone snapped pictures of me while I was being shouted at. Short video shows the artist. The longer video, of our final almost surreally disgusting exchange, didn’t record.
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spor
spor@sporadica·
@plantmath1 i watched Sean Penn get his ass ate at minute 10, fuck outta here
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