Crispy Anthony

Did you guys hear that about the new laundry detergent for communists? The ad says we have nothing to lose but our stains.

@imdudebro @PopCrave cope and seethe

Sydney Sweeney plays tennis in new photos.

@legit_scumbag hell yeah brother. cute cat also

I’m 12 hours clean from heroin LFG

neighbors: if you see me applying stain remover to my sheets, don’t get the wrong idea. its garlic butter

@ledytoss the coke machine one is my favorite

le epic draft reveal has arrived

putting on a jacket I haven’t worn in a while and sticking my hands in the pockets

@Mr_Hackie @danidonovan this!!! I dread going to sleep because i have to stop doing whatever task im working on. sometimes i listen to podcasts to fall asleep and that helps 🤷🏼‍♀️

@danidonovan I'm also including sleeping.

just a reminder that ADHD makes boring, repetitive life maintenance hard: 🚿 hygiene (showering, brushing teeth) 🚙 car stuff (oil changes, refueling) 🗑️ house chores (laundry, dishes, trash) 🏥 medical tasks (refilling meds, making appointments) 📬 admin life (emails, bills)

@gicrisf @danidonovan hell yeah

@danidonovan Portable dishwasher

what’s a small investment that’s had a ✨massive✨ impact on your quality of life?

@AustinBavousett @washingtonpost exercise alone does not put most people in a calorie deficit that is sufficient for weight loss

@washingtonpost Because exercise is to hard. Lol humanity is weak.

This weight-loss device locks your jaw nearly shut. Experts say that’s dangerous and barbaric. wapo.st/3hzwhMn

@accuweather thank you for the weather update

The eggs are worth an estimated $40,000. Police are scrambling to crack this case. 🥚 bit.ly/40M5Ppa

@f_a_infinityy its me im the commentor

We all have that one coworker that has a comment for every single thing on your team calls…right?

I worked at a coffee shop for 6 years and I put so much energy into my customer interactions. Sometimes I would get down like, it means nothing… my interactions with these people… they don’t remember me or care about me… but I often feel now that I’m more often on the other end of it - positive interactions will really make my day so much better, and not just customer service but small convos with strangers, a smile, a nod. I grew up in NYC where strangers are so cold to one another. You have no idea what the smallest kind gesture can mean to a person! And you don’t ever need to know, that’s the cool part. It’ll come back to you

this phrase appears frequently in my self-talk

you know why

Fake opiates are everywhere! They feel awesome and theyre definitely poison. More from me on gas station drugs for @thebarbedwiretx thebarbedwire.com/2025/01/17/i-c…

going door to door so that I can spread his (Patrick Stump’s) message

What if all the humanities PhDs who can’t find jobs infiltrated the carceral state, became law enforcement officers (on the streets and in prisons/jails), and actually used their knowledge of Foucault and reformed things from the inside out?

@Delta why are your airport desk workers consistently so cruel and unreasonable

does anyone know why the ppl who work at the airport are evil but the ppl who work inside the plane are normal

More accurate picture.

(watergate salad)

also this. iykyk

my contribution