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@SamSiff If you find one who cries for you, you've hit the jackpot.

Go to a divorce court once. Just sit there and observe. Not a single woman is asking for her love back. They’re asking for money. Read that again. Men walk into marriage carrying their hearts like a gift. Women walk in carrying a calculator — they just don’t show it upfront. Sounds harsh? Then just spend one afternoon in a courtroom. You won’t see women crying over losing their man… You’ll see them fighting over assets, houses, accounts, pensions. Men enter with emotions. Women negotiate with outcomes. And before you get offended — Hear it again.. I don’t care. .

@billierjeans Too sweet for this world. But killer ambition and work ethic.

to assistindo o michael private home movies e dessa vez me partiu o coraçao a cena que a criança quebra o ovo na cabeça do michael pq mesmo sentindo TANTA dor naquela região, ele ainda sim deixou ela fazer aquilo

@markkaplan20 Avoid eggs = avoid doctor

I ate margarine, whole grains, Gatorade, and low fat everything for 40 years. I thought I was eating healthy. I had a heart attack at 52. My cardiologist told me to keep going. Cut more fat. Eat whole wheat toast. Avoid red meat. Avoid eggs. Avoid butter. He said those foods would kill me. I fired him. I ate the foods he said would kill me. They healed me.

@deadwronghist These fucking brits.

BBC journalist: "Were you a ruthless man for 31 years?" LKY: "Why do you assume your interviewee is always dumb? Why assume Asians can't understand Western ways of life?"

@mmillertime23 @OtPersimmon Nice. Inversion.

@OtPersimmon It's about High Schoolers making terrible life choices (S1 - 2) and those choices following them into adulthood (S3) There's really no growth or lessons learned. Just compounding terrible choices.

I really gotta ask… WHAT ON EARTH IS EUPHORIA ABOUT?????

@ultimate_kombo Ok I respect that.

I see why Pep GUARDIOLA’s wife left him This man doesn’t have a life outside football He went to watch Stockport vs PortVale 🤣🤣

@Sg3Lu You can live on that in Japan? @grok comment.

年収150万円の独身50代男性 物価高の影響で毎日ギリギリの生活へ。 これ、老後どうすんの…。

@kalbursamantr Legends of AC Milan when I was a kid. Still can't believe Van Basten had to retire at 26.

90'lı yılların futbol efsanelerinden olan bu üçlüyü tanıyabildiniz mi?

@EndgameaiChess He's got putin derangement syndrome.

🇷🇺 Garry Kasparov on aging and why he stopped playing at the highest level: In a candid reflection, Kasparov described something elite players all go through, aging and how it reflects on their chess. He explained that even when everything seems the same, the mind no longer responds the way it used to. “It feels like nothing has changed… but at some point, the brain just shuts off. You can’t control it. The level of concentration isn’t what it used to be… I just blacked out during games. At some point… it just happens. A total blackout and there is nothing I can do.”

@Djoko_UTD It always advantaged taller players. Boring sport. Unlike football where short and tall have advantages. That's why Michael Chang will always be the GOAT.

People asked what’s the worst style of tennis, It’s servebotting. Servebotting literally takes the basic point of tennis that is 2 players back and forth over the net. I really feel for people who pay 100s of dollars to witness a 7ft dude do this..

@MacKesitleri0 @grok is this sped up

Roberto Carlos top o kadar sert vuruyor ki kaleci gol olduğunu anlamıyor.

@yonann Coding??

Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Finding very few redeeming qualities among women today. Very few.

Social experiment: A man celebrates his birthday completely alone in a restaurant. Women at the next table see him and start laughing at him. The guy at the counter notices, brings out a cake, and celebrates with him. Women have zero empathy for men. Only men truly care about other men.

@PolitlcsUS Ok I saw the whole speech and this is out of context. He said she thought he was cute, then said that.

🚨 NEW: President Trump says his mother had a crush on the King in his younger days Trump’s mother was 36 when Charles was born

@Saffron_Sniper1 What a professional. Hope they arrested that guy.

MJ was real life Gem💎 During a live concert, a fan climbed up a crane in the middle of Michael Jackson’s performance. Instead of panicking or pushing him away, MJ calmly held the fan to stop him from falling and kept him safe until security arrived. A class act by MJ ❤️

@janwhyy I've read the parents become your kids eventually. Sounds true.

The most underreported addiction crisis in India is parents and their phones, and I'm being completely serious. My dad's screen time is higher than mine. He watches reels at full volume during dinner. Not on Instagram. On Facebook. He hasn't discovered YouTube Shorts yet and honestly I'm terrified for the day he does. He plays card games on his phone with a focus and intensity he has never applied to anything I've told him about my life. He forwards updates to what I can only assume is every person he's ever met. He's in WhatsApp groups I didn't know existed having debates with people from his work about things that happened in 1999. My mom is in 14 WhatsApp groups. She reconnected with her college friends and school alumni through WhatsApp. Women she hadn't spoken to in 30 years. That part is genuinely beautiful. The less beautiful part is that she plays Candy Crush with so much dedication. She scrolls reels on Facebook and shows me every third one with "ye dekh kitna funny hai" and it's a reel I saw 3 weeks ago. I smile every time. She sends it anyway. They spent my entire childhood saying "phone band karo." "Computer se door baitho." "Aankhein kharab ho jaayengi." And now I'm the one saying "papa phone rakh do, so jao" and he does the exact same dismissive hand wave I used to do at 15. Same wave. Same energy. The thing is, they never built immunity to it. Our generation grew up with the internet. We learned to doomscroll and feel guilty about it. We have the "I should put my phone down" instinct even if we don't follow it. They discovered unlimited entertainment at 55 with zero guilt, zero screen time awareness, and zero concept of doomscrolling. They just went all in. My dad and his card games. My mom and her Candy Crush. Both of them and their Facebook reels that they share on WhatsApp. The screen time conversation completely flipped in one generation, and the kids became the parents. Nobody is ready for this conversation, but every person reading this just thought of their own mom or dad.

@janwhyy True

@RpsAgainstTrump Because of lifespan obviously.

Trump on his parents: “They were married for 63 years. And, excuse me (turns to Melania) if you don’t mind. That’s a record we won’t be able to match, darling. I’m sorry. Just not going to work out that way. We’ll do well, but we’re not going to do that.” So weird

@hshLauraJ She didn't even need it

Looks like Olivia went Wilde with the fat shot. 🤔🤔🤔

@IndianTintin_ Diet Coke for white people

Donald Trump is nearly 80. His diet is hot dogs, burgers and diet coke. Yet he has neverending energy. What explains this? Maybe processed food isn't that bad?