Deepwood Estates Country Club

I have one from a day he was flushing it

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@jerseymikes No

please get jersey mike's today

@wesleybryangolf It’s been 2 minutes…

Pretty unbelievable announcement coming in 2 minutes

@TonyRomo69420 *ass

I gotta be honest, the big arch burger is fucking gas.

@billy_haas_ Better than dodgeball????

Kickball is the best recess game of all time

@autochipin What about clear frames

If you roll up to the first tee in white sunglasses it’s 100% certain you will shoot 100+

@BoogerCC We dump ours at night …

Need to dispose of approx 50 lead acid batteries we have replaced in our fleet of EZgo’s. We still haven’t paid off Biden’s EPA fines from last time when we dumped them in the pond of 17. Thoughts?

@b9bozzi “A well loved Rolex”

@therealmcnair Could have used a sweater like that yesterday… won’t need one in may though :(

Adios Big Cashmere. Vincenzo cashmere sizing chart is live and will be on the site. Cut is tailored. If you’re between sizes, go up. Cashmere will give a bit and mold over time. We’ll open the site tomorrow or Tuesday for May delivery. Window will be ~10 days. Available in navy, dark brown, light brown, and merlot. $240 for 2-ply, 7–8 gauge cashmere from a family mill in Italy. Hard to beat.

@richardcraniumC @DeepwoodCCpro claims he would need 4 beers

Gentlemen of the #beev, how many beers for you to take down moto moto

@mauricehawkins @shaundeeb

Hey @shaundeeb , you going around . Saying you could pass my ring count in one year and you want to bet 100k. Trying to diminish people is all you do . Well I got the people to put the 100k. Let’s find out if you all GAS.

@TourPicks Anyone but @DalkeKong3

You’re gifted two tickets to The Masters 🎟️ You have to take someone from Twitter that you’ve never met in person. Who you taking? *curiously farming

I beg your fucking pardon????

@brownsuptopia You certainly don’t need to be ratting him out to his girl. But feel free to try and talk him out of it using reason if he is in a good relationship with a nice girl…

Do I let my boy cheat . His girl I met her yesterday

@antipushcart2 What if it is a business golf outing? For instance a sales guy invites you to play at his club…

If someone is gracious enough to invite you to play at their private golf/country club, and the only way you can make it work is to show up 5 min before the tee time and leave the second you walk off the 18th green, just politely decline and hope you get another one later on down the line. Your host wants to HOST you - -have breakfast/lunch pre-round -show you the facilities -take some time warming up as you catch up on life -introduce you to other members -have post-round drinks and maybe invite the significant others etc. Treating these invites like a muni speed run is insane behavior.

@therealmcnair No sloppy?

My dream day is simple. Wake up, kiss my wife and kid, family breakfast on the deck of eggs and coffee. Hot shower into a white McNair polo, Vincenzo cashmere, Jefferson pants. Drop the kid at school, 36 holes with a proper lunch in between, clean up at the club. Dinner with my wife. Bush unplugged acoustic to close it out. This is the America I love. youtu.be/Fu6H5CNQIbc?si…

@ToddWitteles Source: trust me Bro

I have obtained a copy of the warrant for search and seizure of The Lodge Card Club in Round Rock, TX. For various reasons, I do not feel it is appropriate to post the warrant publicly. However, I am going to summarize a lot of it and give my opinions below. 🧵

@rfkenmore My tailor

Fellas From which clothing brand did you most recently make a worthwhile purchase? Work, gym, casual — anything

@B1Gsad Speak for yourself

grown men fantasizing about a dinner they’ll never be invited to is the greatest tradition in sports

@RickShielsPGA Yes

Will there ever be a better golf ball than the ProV1?