Horse Brawler

Rebranding Announcement! Hey there, former Rift Walker account admin here, I'm rebranding this dead ass account to horse brawler since larping as Rift Walker got boring, so now I'm a cute horse who loves punching people and admin loves umamusue lmao

@ItsValentines20 Well, at least no one will see us here on my barn hehe

@DefNotUmamusume Can't have SHIT in this place dawg.

Who told you this. Which one of you fuckers was eavesdropping on me.

@ItsValentines20 Bet!

@DefNotUmamusume Hmm.... Let's play.... New Super Mario Bros U. Deluxe 🤑

Yo can we put this horse down.

@ItsValentines20 What you wanna play? :D

@DefNotUmamusume Hmm..... Sure.

@ItsValentines20 In that case... *I carry her and reposition her to my barn* Here, All alone without loud noises, whatcha say, up to sum videogames?

@DefNotUmamusume Okay, but it's embarrassing in public.....

@ItsValentines20 Why not? I love it as much as you do

@DefNotUmamusume Okay.... Maybe I do... (>.<) But you don't HAVE to do it, you know!

@tdsstoryteller @OFStrandedMedic NEEEEEIGH, that's your letter storyteller

@OFStrandedMedic Stop trying to gaslight me

Necromancer Cock Oblivion

@ItsValentines20 Awe come one you like it I see your blush

@DefNotUmamusume *She's very clearly blushing* Y-you don't have to do that, you know....

@DefaultScoutTDS Okay, feed me

You guys will never guess who, but she is someone I know from my classes.

I love my girlfriend.

@ItsValentines20 *I pet Chiyo* So cute

@DefNotUmamusume (Brawler's stun-immunity) *She just repositions out of Horse's grip* You know what? Fair.

@ItsValentines20 *I carry her immobilizing her* No, I don't wanna hurt my bestie

@DefNotUmamusume 1. How is it cheating if we aren't in a boxing match. 2. Are you coming onto me?

@ItsValentines20 *Blocks with ease* Hey now that's cheating, you're a cute cheater hehe

@DefNotUmamusume *She sighs before delivering a gut punch to Horse Brawler*

@ItsValentines20 I know you wouldn't hehe

@DefNotUmamusume Say you swear to god I won't knock you out right in your shit right here right now.

@DefaultScoutTDS Hi

@DefNotUmamusume Hello Oguri

ME, OGURI CAP, I PROMISE TO GIVE MY LIFE ON THE BATTLEFIELD TO HONOR THE NAME OF COMMANDER AND TRAINER @DefaultScoutTDS !!!

@GoatedBoomerang Notice how stranded medic isn't in any of the 3 parts?

Btw this may be my last TDS slander video because i ran out of people to slander

@ItsValentines20 I doubt you can grab one with those fatass gloves you got

@DefNotUmamusume Motherfucker, I don't care if you're black belt in taekwondo, karate, or hell's kitchen, you're gonna get your guts blown out with a shotgun

@ItsValentines20 You're talking to a black belt on taekwondo lil girl

@DefNotUmamusume Do not fuck with me, bitch. One leg injury and you'll be taken out back and shot with a shotgun like an old yeller.

@DefaultScoutTDS INARI ONE I LOVE YOU