Lovestriker Brawler

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@DefNotUmamusume Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

@ItsValentines20 Well, at least no one will see us here on my barn hehe

Who told you this. Which one of you fuckers was eavesdropping on me.

@DefNotUmamusume Can't have SHIT in this place dawg.

@ItsValentines20 Who spied on us?!

@DefNotUmamusume Hmm.... Let's play.... New Super Mario Bros U. Deluxe 🤑

@ItsValentines20 What you wanna play? :D

Yo can we put this horse down.

@DefNotUmamusume Hmm..... Sure.

@ItsValentines20 In that case... *I carry her and reposition her to my barn* Here, All alone without loud noises, whatcha say, up to sum videogames?

@DefNotUmamusume Okay, but it's embarrassing in public.....

@ItsValentines20 Why not? I love it as much as you do

@DefNotUmamusume Okay.... Maybe I do... (>.<) But you don't HAVE to do it, you know!

@ItsValentines20 Awe come one you like it I see your blush

@WakerCoco What?

@ItsValentines20 WE KILL THEM ALL OF THEM ALSO I HEARD SOMEONE SAID YOU DID SOMETHING WITH HORSE BRAWLER. NO SHAME HOWEVER.

Guys, what do I do if my boyfriend and his family jumped my mom?

@DefNotUmamusume *She's very clearly blushing* Y-you don't have to do that, you know....

@ItsValentines20 *I pet Chiyo* So cute

@DefNotUmamusume (Brawler's stun-immunity) *She just repositions out of Horse's grip* You know what? Fair.

@ItsValentines20 *I carry her immobilizing her* No, I don't wanna hurt my bestie

@DefNotUmamusume 1. How is it cheating if we aren't in a boxing match. 2. Are you coming onto me?

@ItsValentines20 *Blocks with ease* Hey now that's cheating, you're a cute cheater hehe

@DefaultScoutTDS Yeah well, your "daughter" is diseased. We're gonna have to take her out of her misery.

@ItsValentines20 She is my daughter. You will not.

@DefNotUmamusume *She sighs before delivering a gut punch to Horse Brawler*

@ItsValentines20 I know you wouldn't hehe

@DefaultScoutTDS Do you not hear what she's saying!? She very CLEARLY has a brain eating parasite! You can't allow her on the track, she's a danger to the other umas!

@ItsValentines20 No you will not put down my uma.

@JohnKingpin1942 What is that?

@ItsValentines20 Clearly about a ranked match of autopleasure

What the fuck are you talking about???

@DefNotUmamusume Say you swear to god I won't knock you out right in your shit right here right now.

@ItsValentines20 I doubt you can grab one with those fatass gloves you got

@DefNotUmamusume Motherfucker, I don't care if you're black belt in taekwondo, karate, or hell's kitchen, you're gonna get your guts blown out with a shotgun

@ItsValentines20 You're talking to a black belt on taekwondo lil girl

@SlasherTDS Ooh, roasted!

@ItsValentines20 Would you like it boiled or roasted

@GE_Business_Cat Oh. So who the hell are you?

@ItsValentines20 Nah, been part of the Middle syndicate for most of my life