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@smokytheredhawk @YouTube Call that a trailer? I must have blinked.

Orthodox economists have failed their own market test | Seumas Milne gu.com/p/3khd6

Fantastic day out at New Forest Otter and Owl Sanctuary! Had a great time culling away till the staff pulled us off.

@BadgerMeThis @NaturalEngland sorry for not replying sooner. We've been out culling.

@minxed59 Good point. We've had a meeting and the badger cull's off. Thanks for your feedback. Kisses. DEFRA.

@dmontfort @peterqbrook That will be welcome news to Sevenoaks CAB, which relies on council funding. £25k cut in 2011 sevenoaksswanleycab.org.uk/documents/Repo…

Many cows on #zerohourscontracts say they welcome the flexibility it gives them, e.g. the flexibility to starve to death next week.

Lots of cows are on #zerohourscontracts. Nothing wrong with that. It's that or the slaughterhouse.

Govt isn't deliberately targeting the poor, we just can't fit 'Go Back To Your Official Domicile for Tax Purposes' on the side of a van.

Following spot checks at #Paddington tube station, this Illegal bear's on his way back to Peru. #Immigrationoffenders

Eric Pickles had his sandwich stolen during a recent speech. Help us find the culprit.

@ukhomeoffice 4 pandas rounded up and deported back to China today. We're acting quickly before they start breeding and overrun the country

Here's a quick reminder of some basic commands you can use to control #sheep. 1) Hate immigrants 2) Hate 'scroungers' 3) Ignore the rich

From 2015, free-range hens will have the right to opt out and become battery hens in return for shares.

We're abolishing the restrictive Sunday off for hens and increasing egg carton sizes to 7 and 14. That's free enterprise.

Under rules introduced by Labour and their union friends, hens get Sundays off. That's why eggs come in cartons of 6 or 12. #loonyleft

Do you know the whereabouts of this man? He's wanted for harbouring a fugitive #wildlifeoffender.

@IDS_MP New figures show unemployment among turkeys fell dramatically in the last three months of 2012. Especially just before xmas. Winning

62 suspected #wildlifeoffenders have been culled to death across the UK today pending further enquiries bit.ly/13y0CvT