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@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease

PMT 4-15 with Coach Joe Mazzulla and @Ky1eLong is Now Live! - NHL Playoffs are set (sorry PFT) - Joe Mazzulla’s House Guillotine Rule - Kyle Long’s draft experience - Hot Seat/Cool Throne + More Watch or Listen Here beacons.ai/pardonmytake

Hey guys what’s the best way to tell a woman “hey I saw you once and you’re so beautiful I want to build you a cottage where you raise our children while I fish and hunt for us?” But like…super casual?

@IncontroPhil 💀

You exclusively eat shepherds pie boiled potatoes and corned beef and you expect things to not go sideways?!

@IncontroPhil Wait you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

In other news; water is wet

@luisjgomez Conversation flowing immensely and hilarity’s ensuing, Let’s do plugs

I’m pretty good at stand up but I’m literally the greatest living podcaster.

Went out for #MNF on Halloween and instead of the game I’m watching a male chipmunk and Galadriel from the Rings of Power have the most awkward first date ever

@BarstoolBigCat This is by far my fav bit @BarstoolBigCat

@IncontroPhil Ssshhhheeeeessshhh

I haven’t had any major fallings out with friends in my life but I only hear from one of my hs best friends thru a poorly worded newsletter he writes once a year and mails to my parents house. In last year’s I heard he’s moving right after the paragraph on his wife’s miscarriage

So, they got caught.

@BarstoolBigCat Racist @BarstoolBigCat

This is very funny now

@PFTCommenter Nets/Mats rad a hat on the field

@IncontroPhil Down with paper bags

Today is earth day but it’s also my moms birthday and she HATES the earth so I litter even more every year. Sorry guys.

Is Big Ben watching or asleep?

@IncontroPhil Everyone gonna be chillin in your room

Hosting Coronapocolypse party at my house on friday, who's down?