Yes, I know, @kroger; you've already taught me this lesson: NEVER use pickup for produce.
Nice lookin' onion, eh?
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Jerry Kelly
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@Bayerwithme Thank you. While it's a necessary thing, it's not an emergency.
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Family member learned today that their appointment for a surgical CONSULTATION is October 26. Twenty three weeks away. Who knows how long after that for the actual surgery. But yes, do go on about the wait times in other countries.
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@Dejamorf Yikes. I think they can ask to be moved up if there’s a cancellation.
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@FlyerTom23 Cannot take any ranking seriously that omits @netbrewery - Parkersburg, WV. 😉
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This is the third day of being deathly sick. I am so bored and miserable
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If I hafta hear one more fucking parent tell a teacher, "My kid feels targeted," I'm gonna tell 'em their kid needs to nut the fuck up!
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@jimsoxfan I'm tempted to say I'd be ready to roll after hearing, "That's all for now, folks!" but who am I kidding? I'd stay for the closing credits montage which would have me ready to run thru fire.
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@tonidevelin "Pumba, not in front of the kids."
"Oh, sorry."
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@Dejamorf The first big vacation we took was when our daughter was almost 4. “The Lion King” was new and we had the soundtrack on cassette. The Husband knew all the songs by heart by the time we got home.
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🎶We got a long way to go and a short time to get there 🎶
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Hal Needham requested Jerry Reed to write a theme song for "Smokey and the Bandit" (1977). Jerry Reed came up with the iconic theme song, "East Bound and Down" overnight. When he played it for Needham, judging by his reactions, Reed thought that the song wasn't good enough & offered to rewrite the song if Needham found it unsatisfactory. Needham replied, "You change one word, one note and I'll choke ya". P.S: On this day, 49 years ago, "Smokey and the Bandit" (1977) premiered in New York City, USA.
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This dude is about to get paid by you for beating up cops.
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@Bayerwithme Do you really do "sports fan" if you've never cried?
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Pistons made me cry tonight. The up side is we have a young team and hopefully we keep everyone for next season
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I have no fuking Basketball to watch. Cold Turkey week is a bitch but starts today.
Looking for a classy lady’s book club to join. Or perhaps, someone can recommend a local Junior League?
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@drantbradley @SBUnfurled Ohio State, West Virginia University, and many other schools have made similar cuts.
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Clemson is $1.5B in debt. Syracuse is closing or pausing 93 programs, UNC-Chapel Hill plans to cut spending by $89M over 3 years. Duke recently let 600 employees go in a $350M budget cut. Indiana public colleges announced a plan to eliminate or merge 580 programs statewide.
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What's the first NBA trade that genuinely shocked you?
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@sullymygoodname I get that. I refuse to do it because IT set up my laptop in such an effed up way that its camera doesn't work when I'm connected thru my dock to all my peripherals. I ain't unplugging every time I gotta join a meeting.
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Sad news about Dr Hook frontman, Dennis Locorriere, who has died at the age of 76.
‘When You’re in Love With A Beautiful Woman’, ‘Sylvia’s Mother’, ‘Better Love Next Time’… the soundtrack of the 70s that brings back big memories for the #TOTP generation.
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