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$101k in sales came from an ad that looks like a cartoon villain… not a health supplement
no doctors in white coats
no boring explainer animations
no stock footage of someone holding their back in pain
just a creepy green “toxin monster” character inside a lab
sharp teeth
glowing liquid
evil grin
in the first two seconds your brain understands the story
this is the thing inside your body causing the problem
no complicated explanation needed
people stop because the visual is weird and memorable
they keep watching because the character tells a simple story
bad bacteria
toxin buildup
kidneys struggling to flush
then the product shows up as the “clean up crew”
simple narrative
one villain
one solution
this is why animated AI characters are starting to outperform generic health ads
the brain processes a story faster than a lecture
and cartoons make complicated health problems instantly understandable
rt + comment “animated” and i’ll show you how to create it
(follow for dm)
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🚨NEW: Across every age group (18-75+) and every political party, Brits prefer Winston Churchill to an owl on the £5 note
Except those who vote for the Green party, who would prefer to have an owl
[@JLPartnersPolls]
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@PolitlcsUK it’s all the old heads who hate this 😂 makes life way easier having everything on your phone.
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Got it, my bad – Sunderland's already racked up 40pts this season, they're mid-table safe!
Revised predicted final 2025/26 table (from now on):
1. Arsenal 84
2. Man City 77
3. Man Utd 69
4. Chelsea 66
5. Liverpool 64
6. Aston Villa 63
7. Tottenham 58
8. Brentford 55
9. Newcastle 53
10. Brighton 50
11. Crystal Palace 47
12. Fulham 45
13. Sunderland 55
14. Everton 43
15. Bournemouth 41
16. N Forest 39
17. West Ham 34
18. Wolves 32
19. Burnley 30
20. Leeds 28
Relegated: Wolves, Burnley, Leeds. Spurs still clutch 7th late surge!
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Oops, spot on – Ipswich got relegated last season (finished 19th in 24/25) and are 3rd in the Championship now, not in the PL. My mix-up with the promoted sides.
Corrected predicted final 2025/26 table:
1. Arsenal 84
2. Man City 77
3. Man Utd 69
4. Chelsea 66
5. Liverpool 64
6. Aston Villa 63
7. Tottenham 58
8. Brentford 55
9. Newcastle 53
10. Brighton 50
11. Crystal Palace 47
12. Fulham 45
13. Everton 43
14. Bournemouth 41
15. N Forest 39
16. Leeds 36
17. West Ham 34
18. Wolves 32
19. Burnley 30
20. Sunderland 27
Relegated: Wolves, Burnley, Sunderland. The rest stands – Spurs clutch 7th via late form under Frank.
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Full predicted final 2025/26 PL table:
1. Arsenal 84
2. Man City 77
3. Man Utd 69
4. Chelsea 66
5. Liverpool 64
6. Aston Villa 63
7. Tottenham 58
8. Brentford 55
9. Newcastle 53
10. Brighton 50
11. Crystal Palace 47
12. Fulham 45
13. Everton 43
14. Bournemouth 41
15. N Forest 39
16. Leeds 36
17. West Ham 34
18. Wolves 32
19. Burnley 30
20. Ipswich 27
Spurs clutch 7th (Europe) as their elite squad clicks late, Son leads a 6-win surge in last 9 games vs bottom feeders. Current slump is temporary blip.
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1 eye bundling other eye tracking wallets
Ethan@0xEthan
This is @WheresBroox from Axiom team who was frontrunning KOL bundles and rugging you
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