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@reddit_lies Gonna be funny when this dude posts on divorcemen page sooner than later “red pilled.”

If the right starts saying "yikes" whenever leftists open their mouths, we will appropriate their favorite word.

@AkkadSecretary Have you see them load a dishwasher? It's the most sub-optimal process you could imagine. All to make them feel like they won at Tetris.

@TONYxTWO Classic narcissism. Grandiose display to the world. All while destroying your children’s sanity along the way. Poor kid

Liberal white woman shows her child the video of Alex Pretti then proceeds to tell her son that federal officers are ex*cuting American citizens and that ICE needs to be held accountable This is what brainwashing looks like

@LibTearCreator1 They want your children

🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Ms. Rachel, the popular children’s YouTuber has gone ALL IN with NYC communism! Mamdani supports radical Islam which marries child brides and supports slavery. Ms. Rachel should be boycotted by EVERY parent in America!

@DoctorLemma This is Ben Kingsley’s best role

In 2012, Alki David, a Nigerian-born Greek billionaire and heir to a major Coca-Cola bottling fortune, pulled a wild stunt on a red carpet in Los Angeles. While promoting his platform FilmOn, he grabbed a reporter’s microphone and farted right into it while his then-wife Jennifer Stano stood by.

@DraftKings My account was hacked several times in the past couple months. Successfully recovered with SCID that remains in the account, but now locked out due to fraudulent activity allowed by your staff. Still locked out with no help. Such crap

@mrwtffacts 5-2000 BBC

@_JonnyHotcakes A man ahead of his time

@jokesdepartment Drip

@Th3PirateWitch Let me help translate youtu.be/Bm2YGkCql24

🚨Giveaway!🚨 In honor of the final week of the NFL regular season and PGA starting this week, I'm giving away $333 to someone who wants to add it to their DFS/betting bankroll (or whatever, idc). 1) Follow me 2) Retweet this That's it! Winner chosen randomly Wednesday.

@kenGIFfey_jr Most likely no. My guess is our subconscious is a receptor, and it is up to ourself to positively condition our conscious mind to accept positive thoughts.

@S0Yteam6 I wish I could earn more money for fucking up lol. What a joke

@FitFounder Same here, Dan. Lost 70 pounds of fat starting after high school and now engaged to a lovely woman. I want this for everyone. It’s beautiful

I used to be fat, insecure, chronically injured, lacking direction & suffering in my own self pity. The only thing I had control of was my body. So I took control of it & haven't looked back since.

@lporiginalg Talk about a “soft” “a”

@lporiginalg I prefer mufflering: Placing my mouth on the exhaust and inhale away

@PetiteNicoco Folks really think we aren’t actually nine months old when we’re born smh

@thatsauceshow Eye contact is sadly a lost manner these days

@lporiginalg And I bet Someone else must’ve paid for his/her meal

@FallerForIt @SenWarren Because that casserole looks like dump