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GOOD MORNING NUTLICKERS @howardlutnick

I called it. Euroleague ball knower right here

C H O C C Y M I L K

@BoringBiz_ “I think you should work at the best place. This is contrarian actually. I am very unique and smart”

One of my hottest takes is that you should be chasing the biggest and most prestigious logos early in your career A job at Goldman, Blackstone or Citadel will open more doors for you than any other firm you can work at You can always leave these seats for more upside down the line once you are a few years into your career But for the first or second job out of college, you should absolutely be optimizing for brand name Anyone telling you otherwise is simply not giving you advice in your best interest

@liamstantonchi Maybe poor people should just obey traffic laws

Chicago should not be balancing its budget on the backs of working people through traffic tickets. Speed and red light cameras bring in about $150 million a year. But Chicago has already identified nearly $1 billion in potential savings if we cut waste and run the city better. We can make streets safer without turning drivers into a revenue stream. Read the full plan: stantonforchicago.com #Chicago #ChicagoPolitics #LiamStanton

Trump’s playbook to usher in a century of utopian neocon rule remains undefeated Conflict -> send JD Vance in to utterly fail and look like a fool -> Rubio cleanup -> repeat

Every time I’ve seen @ryangrim ‘s account I thought his profile picture was a shitpost disfigured picture of Tucker Carlson but no he just actually looks like that

"The venue has a 21-and-older policy, except during weekend brunch, as well as a strict dress code that requires collared shirts and jackets for men and cocktail dresses for women."

More plz

@Tallow_beach Lmfao just got another advanced warning

@Tallow_beach I literally just got back up from the shelter and fully expect to go back in today

i mean.... this thing doesn't even hold till the morning, right? You know that, right? They are already launching ballistics at Israel. A ship or two will be next. Don't embarrass yourself. Be adult about this

@Tallow_beach All good over here :) chag sameach!

@DeltaFlat mate - please stay safe. and chag sameach!

Tolls at the Strait? What Is this, the Jersey turnpike?

@paularambles Waypho

pho in da waymo

@alo_adam @TodaysHistory13 @GoodVibePolitik

@TodaysHistory13 @GoodVibePolitik I am confused. You are saying he was hoping the pilot was killed but you shared a screen grab of him saying he doesn't even hope the pilot is captured as proof he wanted him killed. Make it make sense.

Amazing. Lost two C-130s to save one guy who was only there because his F-15 got knocked out of the skies (which resulted in downed/damaged Blackhawk helicopters and a downed A-10. Incredulous amount of hardware lost in this fiasco and the U.S. is calling it a win somehow.

@orthonormalist This is a solved problem

guys if it wasn't Pesach I would be going for a drink in honor of that op I'll save it for after

@Tallow_beach Don’t worry she was really scared every time she went back

Wait - she applied for and was granted asylum, whilst simultaneously and repeatedly revisiting the place she was seeking asylum from???

@just_whatever @sarcasm I investigated this. Troubling.

Breaking: reports of mass bread shortages across Israel Bread shelves are all empty. That’s a very significant development I will dig deeper into that matter and will let you know what happened. Stay tuned

BREAKING: fires erupt across Israel critically endangering bread supply

@TheSpeculator0 They were sleeping on the modafinil

The peptides people remind me of all the people in uni who took Ritalin to study I believe most of them work at big4 now