Stefan Salvatore

Stefan Salvatore acc | #TVD 21+ content warning 😎 So emo, he puts Edward Cullen to shame 😈 Reasonable until he's reckless (and down for murder) 🔥 Just wants to see the world burn tbh 🌈 He ain't straight, bro 💬 Hit him up for banter, SLs, and all the usual ish

life imitates art

“i swear on my life” and it’s coming from the most suicidal bitch you know

sorry I attacked you with a sword I desire you carnally

born to live in a gothic castle with a vampire forced to maladaptive daydream

so your hands are covered in blood? i don't care. touch me.

@Marcel_Gerard_ “France, huh?” He consider that a second and says, “Non, mon français c'est de la merde et les rues sentent comme ça aussi.” Then switching back to English without a second thought, “If *you* had another bar, I’d totally go though.”

@DeludedHeroHair “Ah, there you are!” Marcel had fallen asleep while propping the bar, and yawns. “I thought you went to see Elijah. He has this nice little bar in France.”

“A guy dips for a few months and @Marcel_Gerard_ is suddenly awol too.” He’s not sure if he should send the calvary in or just text like a normal person.

Not even once, my dude. Not even once.

@BonnicaMagica “Hey I don’t mean to be a massive dick here but like…can you use your magic to kill all the ads on this hellsite, orrrr?” Listen he has no idea of this is actually possible, his brain’s forever stuck at 17.

“Why in the fuck do I keep getting endless ads?” Christ, is this why no one’s around? Place feels like a damn ghost town.

Watching this development from afar like...

“Obviously. Honey, I am the ultimate Bamon fanboy - I’ve been rooting for this since day one.” He grins and considers that. “Okay, maybe day six. It took some time.”

“So uhhh @WillOfAWitch, is now a good time to tell @SanguineStud about that time we went out on a date, orrrr...?” Maybe not? 🤔 Yeah he’s thinking maybe not, but he’ll come back to that thought later.

@DameDuSolaire y’know what? You should be.”

@DameDuSolaire meets her stare and asks, “How familiar are you with Jack the Ripper? All those violent murders in the dead of night, the terrifying screams ringing through the dark...” He laughs under his breath and says, “See, if you knew the things I did, I think you’d be afraid. And ~