Karen R

@adammocklerr Elon has a lot of nerve

what does this even mean?

@notcapnamerica Excellent!

Punk singer Keith Morris goes OFF on MAGA audience member in Las Vegas complaining about politics being part of the show “So you’re not here for my political bullshit, you’re here for the music? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND OUR FUCKING LYRICS?”

@MacFarlaneNews There couldn’t be anyone more perfect than Vanilla Ice

Sounds like we’re celebrating 1989 as the biggest of the 250 years of America!

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

@charise_lee @underthedesknws @vitusspehar Jesus Christ there’s always a connection

Tea coming in hot … @underthedesknws @vitusspehar

@LePapillonBlu2 Best thing on the internet today

OMG, ded… “The President of the United States smells like eight cans of shark shit.” 💀

@Angry_Staffer When we didn’t have to wake up every morning, scared to death of what might happen today

I still can’t believe we went from this fundamentally decent man to this irreverent, grifting narcissist. It’s particularly striking on days like today.

💯

@maddenifico And pay him

Let's cut the bullshit. With the second most infamous child rapist in history as its Dear Leader, MAGA is now recognized as the world's most notorious pro-pedophilia movement. MAGA Trump supporter Arnold Ogle — who once called for all pedophiles to be put to death — was arrested in Missouri for sexually assaulting a child. Look for Trump to pardon Ogle and offer him a position in the administration.

@LePapillonBlu2 @donwinslow Excellent!

There’s no better picker upper than a video of Tommy Tuberville tumbling 🤣😂

@SpeakerJohnson 😂

President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.

@charise_lee My first thought too

🚨🚨🚨Trying to get his ballroom funding back on track‼️

@charise_lee I wish I had had paramount so I could cancel it. Just for the satisfaction

FDT …Paramount and CBS suck. Cancel your subscription.

@JoJoFromJerz Secretary of education, whatever her name is, is next. She hates education.

More than half of the women in Trump’s cabinet have been fired or quit.

@DianeSevenay @Acyn He’s got the ballroom and the reflective pool. He’s busy

Not sure if he’s a worse father or president.

@AdamParkhomenko @Acyn And there’s the ballroom

Sorry son, I will be with Iran that day

@Acyn This taxpayer would definitely not support this!

CNN on $1.8 billion weaponization fund: Blanche says this is something taxpayers would support because they would want people who were unfairly treated to be compensated.