Chris Demmel

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Chris Demmel

Chris Demmel

@Demmelton

Hello my name is Chris Demmel

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Chris Demmel
Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
My heart skipped a beat...
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
It is an absolutely wild standard that websites now ask if they can send you notifications
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Dan Carlin
Dan Carlin@HardcoreHistory·
Doing a little crowdsourcing here (and be serious gang) what do you think is the right amount of time for one of my live appearances to last? We did about an hour an 45 minutes in LA and SLC and I can't tell if that was too long, too short or just right. Given the ticket prices, how long would you expect the show to go?
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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Miss Peaches sees the new digs for the 1st time
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Ryne Schill
Ryne Schill@ryneschill·
People act like Mariota didnt even play in the NFL He has almost 16,000 passing yards and a TD/INT ratio of 92/54 while on bad teams w/ little help The Titans failed him early, and age has caught him now. But he was still a fine NFL QB and has played in the league for a decade.
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
@flea333 And then the key changes, decimating any leftover doubt that he just wants to see that thong
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Flea
Flea@flea333·
the great thing about The Thong Song is you can really feel his earnest yearning to see that thong
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
As a society, in general, we don't talk enough about Flubber
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Historic Vids
Historic Vids@historyinmemes·
If you could witness any moment in history, which one would you choose?
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
I guess it’s not funny
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
Trying to think of a funny tweet about the riots in France but I croissant think of anything
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
There’s gotta be a tweet somewhere predicting the fight between Zuck and Musk in the Coliseum. It simply has to exist. #nostradamus #nostradumbass
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Chris Demmel
Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
Has everyone really forgotten about the island boys?? Why are they still not a big deal??
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
So here’s my problem with orphans… …it doesn’t excuse being comic book vigilantes
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
This is the worst app in history. Needless to say, it’s addictive. @elonmusk follow me I dare you
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Chris Demmel
Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
What if instead on cancelling student loans we just cancel the interest? Good idea, right? I got more. Stand by. @POTUS Plz follow me
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Chris Demmel@Demmelton·
Being on twitter makes me want to do literally anything else
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