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C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶@AgentBalor·7h

————————————————— HELLDIVERS! THE BATTLE FOR [AURORA BAY] HAS BEGUN. REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS AND PREPARE YOUR HELLPODS. WE MARCH TOWARDS CYBERSTAN! ————————————————— #Helldivers2 #Helldivers2Community #Helldivers #Automaton #Cyberstan #Invasion #Democracy #Liberty

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·5h

@_Ken_SchWarZ_ what am i supposed to do with this info

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KεN✠︎SchWarZ 🇺🇸@_Ken_SchWarZ_·9h

@DemocraticStats Give us AT LEAST 8-10 total Slots on the Emote Wheel, similar to the number of slots on the Command Wheel...

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

⚠️📈VICTORY ON THE MAJOR ORDER - COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY SEIZED📈⚠️ The Helldivers, once more, have proved their exceptional strategic coordination, and today, just moments ago, the last bots were dismantled on Meissa. Super Earth has seized control of this facility, capturing 'vast quantities of propaganda material' which have been sent to the competent authority for their investigation and reuse for democratic means. The Automaton Legion, together with their Cyborg overlords, have suffered a massive blow to their war effort today, proving useless at defending long-held territories. As the war continues, Menkent continues to be liberated, while Terminid hordes are being repelled from Terrek and Vernen Wells sees the first mobilization of Helldivers coming to the planet's aid.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@LocalHeretek Don't worry, I'm just playing around :P No hard feelings!

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Roy_The_Bot@LocalHeretek·1d

Ts ratiod me

@LocalHeretek

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@VoiceCyberstan I mean, after terror-bombing our capital and losing the war that you started...

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

@DemocraticStats You've enslaved them for a hundred years, gradually exterminating them. But what am I talking about? You don't even know your own history

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

Helldivers have proven to be completely useless in terms of tactics and effectiveness compared to the SEAF. This is not your victory, it is THEIR victory and your shame as elite troops

⚠️📈VICTORY ON THE MAJOR ORDER - COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY SEIZED📈⚠️ The Helldivers, once more, have proved their exceptional strategic coordination, and today, just moments ago, the last bots were dismantled on Meissa. Super Earth has seized control of this facility, capturing 'vast quantities of propaganda material' which have been sent to the competent authority for their investigation and reuse for democratic means. The Automaton Legion, together with their Cyborg overlords, have suffered a massive blow to their war effort today, proving useless at defending long-held territories. As the war continues, Menkent continues to be liberated, while Terminid hordes are being repelled from Terrek and Vernen Wells sees the first mobilization of Helldivers coming to the planet's aid.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@VoiceCyberstan We were merciful to the Cyborgs, no such thing as cheat death.

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

@DemocraticStats We are automata, and there is no such thing as death for us. Moreover, we learned to cheat death during the first galactic war.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@VoiceCyberstan So you don't care about your soldiers like we do? Ok, I see

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

@DemocraticStats Our losses are being restored faster than you can offer condolences to the families of the deceased.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@VoiceCyberstan Or the 4.5 Bots dead on Cyberstan...

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

@DemocraticStats Say hello to the lost 410 million of your reserves on Cyberstan

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@VoiceCyberstan How about rebuilding the over 400 Millions bots that we dismantled?

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

@DemocraticStats Rebuild the cities in your capital first

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@VoiceCyberstan Yeah, I'll wait for your next failure at establishing Megafactories

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

@DemocraticStats Enjoy someone else's victory while you can

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@VoiceCyberstan What did you say? I can't hear with all of this WINNING!

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Voice of Cyberstan@VoiceCyberstan·1d

@DemocraticStats Don't forget to pass on the title of SEAF elite troops, disgrace

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@LocalHeretek yes ✅✅

Automaton OTIS@Unit44332445

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Roy_The_Bot@LocalHeretek·1d

When we rightfully win it’s all “Bwah Bwah it was rigged arrowhead hates us” But when you are gifted a boost out of nowhere it’s a “Rightful win of the Helldivers”

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn’t grow. You didn’t improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It’s sad that you don’t know the difference.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@LocalHeretek

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Roy_The_Bot@LocalHeretek·1d

Now do it without your SEAF boyfriends

⚠️📈VICTORY ON THE MAJOR ORDER - COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY SEIZED📈⚠️ The Helldivers, once more, have proved their exceptional strategic coordination, and today, just moments ago, the last bots were dismantled on Meissa. Super Earth has seized control of this facility, capturing 'vast quantities of propaganda material' which have been sent to the competent authority for their investigation and reuse for democratic means. The Automaton Legion, together with their Cyborg overlords, have suffered a massive blow to their war effort today, proving useless at defending long-held territories. As the war continues, Menkent continues to be liberated, while Terminid hordes are being repelled from Terrek and Vernen Wells sees the first mobilization of Helldivers coming to the planet's aid.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

@Unit44332445

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Automaton OTIS@Unit44332445·1d

railroaded the MO award pitying the players award can’t accept the fact the players lost award who the fuck is the gamemaster and why are they so lame like this?

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·1d

⚠️🪖MASSIVE SEAF PUSH SAVES MAJOR ORDER 🪖⚠️ Valiant SEAF soldiers have spearheaded a push in the Meissa system, succesfully push the bots out of half the planet. New statistics predict that the Meissa system will be liberated in time. Meanwhile, the bots have launched an attack on Vernen Wells, trying to break the encirclement on Menkent.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·2d

⚠️📈MATAR BAY LIBERATED!📈⚠️ After a day of fierce battles across Matar Bay, the planet is once again under the Federation's control, and this planet now prospers under the White, Yellow and Blue banner. This has opened the way for the liberation of the Meissa system; main objective of this offensive. Although we only have 19 hours left, the Helldivers will lead an unprecedented offensive in order to free this world from it's despotic use.

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·2d

One year later, one Eurovision more, so I thought, why not revive this old idea? Introducing: SuperVision Song Contest! (SSC) Hosted every year from Super Earth, with the most democratic of songs! What do you think?

I've got an idea, what if you do a Eurovision Song Contest, but with Super Earth's Theme songs? All Super Earth Planets, and only one can win. Tell me what do you think? #Helldivers2 #news #illuminate #eurovision #Helldivers

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Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·3d

@yaboi_delirium this is the best image I've ever seen in my life Thank you! 😄

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del - Big Rock enthusiast@yaboi_delirium·3d

@DemocraticStats I love you democratic statistics

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