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⚠️📈BLIGHTSMURK LIBERATED - RESISTANCE INCREASES📈⚠️ The heroic Helldiver forces, aided by SEAF units, have successfully driven the Illuminate forces out of Blightsmurk, the only town on the Rirga Bay system. In response to this liberation, the Illuminate have increased their presence in the planet, and the resistance has increased from 1.67% 🠮 2.50%. The Helldivers MUST fight harder in order to expel the Illuminate menace out of Rirga Bay, and open the way to uncover the truth in the Seasse System.

50% is not that bad I guess

I GOT KIDNAP HELP ME! WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT EYE OF TERROR?! WTF IM DOING ON EYE OF TERROR?😭😭😭

Would you date a girl taller than you?

🚨🏭CYBORGS BUILD MEGAFACTORIES ON OCCUPIED PLANETS🏭🚨 The Mechano-fascist empire of the Cyborg Collective is trying to expand to other planets. The tyrannic Cyborgs, aided by their Automaton Slaves are building Megafactories on Choepessa IV and Charbal-VII. The names are: For Choepessa IV: - Evolution Plats (Class 1 Megafactory) - Kalasatama (Class 3 Megafactory) - Ydinkeskusta (Class 4 Megafactory) - Hiljaisuus (Class 2 Megafactory) For Charbal-VII - Utopia Varen (Class 1 Megafactory) The Helldivers are also ordered to stop this tyrannical assault by bringing 113 Million Agitators and 70 million Radicals to justice. The exponential rise of the Cyborgs must be stopped before its too late.