Demotivational Dave

@JomboyMedia Go home to your millions and shake it off dude

Rory McIlroy says "shut the fuck up" and points a fan out to security because the fan yelled "USA" after one of McIlroy's bad shots

@Yankees @Cam31Schlittler Go fucking circle jerk about it

Cam Schlittler is the only pitcher in franchise history to post a sub-1.40 ERA and record at least 65K through their first 10 starts of a season. #RepBX | @Cam31Schlittler

@Sportsnet Cough cough silver medal cough

Canada DOMINATES in a shutout win over Italy 🍁 #MensWorlds

@BRWalkoff 3 ks? That’s a lot of defense

Merrill Kelly tosses a complete game vs. the Rockies 💎 9 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 3 K

@nostalgiaa I can still feel the on-off click

90s PC speakers

@nostalgiaa Tarantino is a legend, but he’s wrong about Dano.

@BrandonMileski @CommonManKFAN @CoryCove @Gorgamatic21 @Audra_Martin Horse face lol

#ProgrumPassword Preview: #2 @CommonManKFAN: 104-102, 1-5 in PPI & @CoryCove: 22-8 (4th best all-time), 7-3 in PPI, 2023 🏆 6-1 as a team VS. #7 @Gorgamatic21: 5-6, 2 straight losses, 0-2 in PPI & @Audra_Martin: 5-3, PPI Debut

#ProgrumPassword Invitational Quarterfinal #2 is this Friday! #2 @CommonManKFAN / @CoryCove VS #7 @Gorgamatic21 / @Audra_Martin Game time has moved to 1:15pm

@rudosk @CultureCrave They abandoned good story telling in exchange of fan service. People just got happy to see old faces, but it was fucking dumb.

@Demotivationa14 @CultureCrave How?

New poster for ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ 🕷️ In theaters July 31

@rudosk @CultureCrave Because the first 2 are awesome , and the one with Toby McGuire is a total bs cash grab

@rudosk @CultureCrave I know this is opinion based, but you are wrong.

@Demotivationa14 @CultureCrave The first 2 sucks

@Twins Wallner had his time, nice move

We have made the following roster moves:

@OmarHamadD I hope all this isn’t over religion. Shit is made up for money

Not a single stone remains standing, nor a tree, nor a human being—Israel has completely annihilated my town, Beit Hanoun.

@CultureCrave They should really release the new 3d Mario

A man has been arrested for threatening to blow up Nintendo headquarters • He sent letters that said 'I’m going to blow you all up' and 'my plans cannot be thwarted' • Also claimed he'd 'already planted multiple bombs' within the company’s premises (via KTV News)

@CultureCrave For the Meth or the Mario?

A man has been sentenced to 6 years in prison for distributing meth pills shaped like Mario

@Twins Who’s gonna get the win Thursday (who is pitching)?

Ober got the win last night and now 1 of you can win today! 🚨 REPOST NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A SIGNED BAILEY OBER BASEBALL

@JomboyMedia This is cool

Apple TV is showing the full Yankees-Mets game Friday on a billboard in Times Square

@KaelBen3b @RapidResponse47 @MargoMartin47 And emojis are for children

@KaelBen3b @RapidResponse47 @MargoMartin47 They have a blind rage against Trump, so my take is that these things go over their heads and they just get mad for no reason. You are clearly a smart person though( waiting for the “yeah but you’re not”joke now).

Chinese students greet President Trump with a flag-waving ceremony upon his arrival in Beijing. 🎥: @MargoMartin47