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@Todd_D0uglas God I hope so.

My election predictions👍 National: 39% Labour 31% ACT: 13% Greens: 8% Te Pati Maōri: 3% New Zealand First 4% Others: 2%

@DavisAndrew88 Horribly is the most civil word I can use

@anothercohen 2.5 weeks to create an X… no wonder

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next. If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

@saltyreigns Doubt it, would’ve been a white mans failt for building her Audi

Would we still be saying this if Allen had killed someone while driving drunk?

@DavisAndrew88 30% I reckon 2/5 people are dumb enough to waste a vote on them

@Rawiri_Waititi You mean rob the rich to pay the lazy and unwilling to work?

National is the party of lower taxes… for the rich & wealthy. Te Pāti Māori will redistribute wealth by taxing it more 🤷🏽‍♂️ Tax policy, coming 🔜

@golrizghahraman I think you’ll find he’s trying to go off the subject of someone who clearly has mental issues because it’s a pointless debate in the beehive, shouldn’t even be something others are discussing! Stick to politics, let her get the help she needs without you talking about her

@winstonpeters Go read the stuff article on how this is only happening ‘because she’s Maōri’ - it’ll make you feel wildly sick

It is shocking to see an urgent debate in parliament today being taken on Kiri Allan. There are times when somethings should not be politicised - this situation with Kiri Allan should be one of them. It puts one in mind of the saying - “When a hero stumbles, the cowards rejoice. Nothing feels better to a coward than to see a brave person fall.”

@LeahPanapa I only read the first paragraph and already it stunk of Maōri racism over reaching… but no time better than the present to try and piggy back off that narrative

Give me strength 🤦🏽‍♀️ stuff.co.nz/opinion/300934…

@FortniteGame another game, another I have purple SMG, he has green SMG, all my shots connect but I die first. You gotta fix that shit!

@FortniteGame gold shotgun beaten by green shotgun of the same variety… oh yup

@_MaccaNZ That/It ?

I need to update my pronouns. Thee/Thy are getting a bit old. Any suggestions?

@Breaking_Nate Happy Birthday young man!

Officially Another Year Older 🎉

@JeremyMcilvride @maz_righthand So what you’re saying is, like I’ve tweeted before, Māori are one of the newest ‘indigenous’ races on earth? Less than 1,000 years in New Zealand.

@9NewsQueensland Skinny topless dude coming back for his 2nd KO in as many minutes. Mates gonna need his head checked for sure. As for the bitch screaming about her ‘dad being a body builder’, I’d pay to see that fight. Her voice was extremely irritating

Two partygoers in the Valley got more than they bargained for when they took on professional MMA fighter, Viktor Lyall. One of Australia's best fighters, Lyall had allegedly broken up another altercation between the pair before this ugly brawl caught on video occurred. #9News

@NZStuff Michelle Duff is a simpleton. Trump isn’t even the pin up boy for conspiracy theories.

Her husband started verbally abusing women and talking conspiracies till 2am. What do you do when a loved one is captured by misinformation? Michelle Duff reports. dlvr.it/SWkqqX

@_MaccaNZ Not to mention those who’ve had 4 jabs and covid twice now… 🤭

I ripped all the Covid posters off my classroom walls today. Don’t need all the crap up there. We know all about Covid and to wash our hands. Almost everyone in my class has had Covid too. Fat lot of good all those lockdowns and scanning and passports and distancing did for us.

@deb_fra @TeKuruDewes Man* you’re in a Twitter spat with an individual… 🍝

@deb_fra @TeKuruDewes Much like you make my stomach…

@deb_fra @TeKuruDewes You don’t even live here… stay in your lane