Dennis Chester

"... So then they,... no wait,... WAIT. listen, LISTEN,.. So then they told the POPE,... he doesn't UNDERSTAND the BIBLE,... before QUOTING A FAKE BIBLE PASSAGE,... from PULP FICTION! --- AHAHAHAHA!" "Stop it Joe! You're killin' me!"

I am at a loss to understand why the government has done nothing to reform @ofcom which is not fit for purpose and has allowed Farage UK to have its own TV news channel; nothing to push back on the relentless bias and untruthfulness of most of our press; and nothing to respond to the capture of the BBC political coverage by the Gibb brigade.

@marlene4719 Is it a bullet proof nappy. Just in case!

Any idea what the fuck all this is?

New unreleased video calls into question the validity of last night's attempt on President Trump's life.

I don't understand how building a new ballroom will stop Trump from staging assassination attempts.

Let me get this straight. Trump has forgone the White House Correspondents dinner every single year. This year, not only was he there, his entire cabinet was there including the VP, the head of the FBI, the Secretary of Defense (while we're at war) - and Erika Kirk. Ok. 👌

Congratulations to Sebastian Sawe for running the entire London Marathon in less time than it took Russell Brand to tell @piersmorgan his favourite Bible verse.

Fox's Aishah Hasnie: Karoline Leavitt's husband leaned over and told me right as the WH Correspondents Dinner was starting, "You need to be very safe." "He was very serious when that said that to me, and he kinda looked around the room and said, 'There are some–'" *Call drops*

“Greece is a terrific guy.” - Donald Trump The cognitive collapse is evident…

@kaitlancollins In the USA or Iran ?

President Trump announces he’s canceling Kushner and Witkoff’s trip to Pakistan, citing lengthy travel and infighting in Iranian leadership. “Nobody knows who is in charge,” he says.

It damn well better be in every ad this fall @TheDemocrats He fell asleep during his affordability briefing. Pure campaign gold.

Dear world and world leaders, 1. America under Donald Trump is not a superpower anymore. 2. America under Donald Trump has become a joke run by a clown. 3. Don't negotiate with this clown. All you have to do is wait him out. That's it. Just delay, postpone and wait him out.

Trump’s decline is an emergency: Why doesn’t Congress treat it like one? tinyurl.com/5n792ybv

European Council meeting. For the first time in years there are no Russians in the room. Huge relief.

BREAKING: Stunning new polling reveals that Donald Trump’s approval rating on handling the economy is the lowest of any President in American history at this point in their term. Make sure every American sees this.

@MykhailoRohoza You just have to block this idiot

Russia is ready to return territories and reach an agreement with Ukraine. And most importantly — all of this is reportedly being planned without Putin. According to sources close to Kremlin circles, a real process of power transition has begun in Russia. Security officials and part of the elite have reportedly concluded that Vladimir Putin has become toxic and dangerous for the system itself. He is said to no longer fully control the situation. In closed-door negotiations, a scenario is already being discussed in which Putin could be removed (voluntarily or by force), and a new leadership would make serious concessions to Ukraine. The only major condition they are reportedly setting for now is that Crimea would remain under Russian control (at least during the initial stage of negotiations). Its status is proposed to be discussed later, in a few years.

The American military are fucking amazing against unarmed civilians. All that training, all that ordinance. All that power. And led my a draft dodger. Isa have not defeated another armed military since 1945.

@MagaGrunt1 Unarmed sailors, not Iranians, versus heavily armed USA military. If it was Chinese guys you would say intimidation. Sad old bully.

🇺🇸US Marines securing an Iran ship. Looks like they are complying now.🇺🇸

@Tironianae Very old story.

BREAKING🚨 President Trump stuns America by announcing the construction of “two brand new, very large battleships... They'll be the fastest, the biggest, and by far 100x more powerful than any battleship ever built” LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

@JesusChryslerII How would any proper government allow such an obvious piece of nonsense to go out. How thick do they think Americans are?

Bravo, homie