Funky Toe🇺🇲

@Dexerto Watch him die in a plane crash

Anti-aging influencer Bryan Johnson says scientists have created a clone of him that will be used to replace his organs in the future He says "baby-bryan" lives in a petri dish for now

@sciencegirl Why would anyone live there?

Meanwhile in Florida, a beagle protects its family home from an alligator

@compliantvc Don't worry, we're not Europeans we actually have air conditioners

It will be over 40 degrees (104 degrees Fahrenheit) in the American city of Tucson, Arizona today Dozens of people like likely melt Yet American media is dead silent on this Instead, they obsess over the heat wave in Europe Worry about your own warming climate, Americans

@EdMarkey Dude, it's over

This is not over. It is our responsibility to protect TPS holders and provide this vulnerable group with a pathway to permanent citizenship. I will not stop fighting.

@Fish_Flakes546 @remarks Dude.. you can't go to Canada if you have a diu on your record, cry harder

@remarks So basically anyone can be accused of a crime with zero proof and even if they are completely innocent they get punished for it Are we fucking serious???

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Supreme Court rules immigrants may lose green cards over pending criminal charges, even if they have not been convicted.

@CBSNews Great news 👏👏

Leader of group convicted in antifa-inspired attack on Texas ICE facility handed 100-year prison sentence. cbsn.ws/3QFfHQC

@seattletimes Fuck off libs

Some Seattle soccer fans have mixed feelings about patriotically backing the U.S. team during the FIFA Men's World Cup, given the actions of President Donald Trump. #Echobox=1781802264-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">seattletimes.com/seattle-news/w…

@HumansNoContext Deserved

If parents don’t educate her, nature will.

@libsoftiktok Little by little the F,.ags are walking themselves back in that closet...

MASSIVE CONTROVERSY UNFOLDING IN LONG ISLAND Some Pride flags were REMOVED from a park in Northport after a veteran organization sent a letter to the village mayor expressing that Pride flags should NOT be flown above US flags at the spots in the park that honor veterans. LGBTQ activists then complained and forced the village to remove HALF of the flags honoring veterans. They are now also hanging Pride flags across the entire village instead of just the park and making the city pay for the installation. So now there are more pride flags than American flags. Veterans who sacrificed their lives are being disrespected and replaced with celebrating gender pseudoscience. I’m told residents are fuming.

@TheBabylonBee Pugball is so wrong 😭

We Asked AI To Make Soccer Less Boring

@BlueBoxDave Then Big Mike can sue the guy...bonus...Big Mike will have to go through discovery...Big Mike don't want that

I’ve defended the administration’s America 250 plans, because I trusted they really would be non partisan, really would bring us together. But I was wrong. And it sucks. I also apologize to the musical acts who dropped out who I criticized. They saw it.

@JohnCleese This was Macho Americana, British pussies would never know anything about that

You don't feel it lacked just a touch of class ?

@BlueBoxDave No

The fighter yelling “Michelle Obama is a man,” at an official White House event to honor America is utterly unacceptable and the administration should denounced it in no uncertain terms.

@Ally_Sammarco We pay for people to be on snap, I don't pay Elon to be on X but you do

Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life

@runnerorange1 @SaraReyi You should honor him by emulating him

@SaraReyi May god grant his the best of peace and the highest resting place Brave man Never forget your name either

Every day I think about you, "Aaron Bushnell" He gave his life for Palestine🇵🇸

@SaraReyi Remember when he set himself on fire and because of it Israel stopped bombing the shit out of gaza? That was awesome

@ChefAnthonyDC That anti America pig would never do anything that American

One day I hope MAGA supporters can ADMIT if Barack Hussien Obama had done anything remotely close to this, we’d still be hearing about it today

@DissentFu And? I'm 56, I've done the same and I don't have your issues, maybe the problem is you

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die. And there is now a trillionaire.

@JasonKander The funniest thing is that he used to be one of the lefts favorite guys until you morons went insane and alienated everybody

Really hard to imagine becoming a trillionaire and not wanting to immediately liquidate enough assets to give at least a few hundred billion to organizations making the world a better place.

@AmiriKing I came to america in 1981, soon after I saw a woman on TV complaining that she couldnt get any breaks because she was black, 45yrs later they're still complaining that they get no breaks because they is black.