Gods Silliest Goose

POV: You’re a 30 rack of buschhh and it’s Saturday morning. @Nick_Sweitz @zingzangzongz @CutiepieColby @BuschBeer

Teoscar Hernández - Los Angeles Dodgers (1) 3-run +525

@JDGoldboys Bro is dressed like the Theatre Thug

What’s Caleb dropping today?

@Tennismaster_11 @Lethamyr_RL ☝🏻 ohhhh now you’re askin for it pal

@Lethamyr_RL @DerekDewald7 now is your chance!

@zingzangzongz You complaining while I drift turns with absolute efficiency getting us to the destination way ahead of time? Thanks man 🫶🏻

@bazookasteve Not as quick on their feet Steve, only reason! Think before you tweet absolute clown.

Why don't the elderly commit more crimes

@zingzangzongz @chubbyemu Very judgmental community

good evening twitter

@WendysBaffroom @joe_mundell Stupid lean fr

Trees are dumb af 🥱❗️💯

@zingzangzongz My Brother in Christ here is your hot sauce white sauce

@bazookasteve Let your team get shatter L

Swung the big axe around tonight. Safe to say I'm a bit of a problem

@DanielAustill They are looking for a biggg stronggg 💯😼🥵 construction worker to install a second baby seat

@bazookasteve Mind your business Steve

Yes officer he's right there, the guy that ordered a Heineken at the bar

@zingzangzongz @Nick_Sweitz Too often of an occurrence

@zLlamaa @AmericanDadLive I knew what you meant but like, rules are rules

A viewer sent me a photo of his mother to my po box😂 The story:

@DanielAustill I have two pairs of new balance sneakers and can finish an extra large order of cheesy breadsticks in 2 mins, after all that I too still don’t get it. Our combined IQ is 400. People are clowns!

@610plainjane @CameronScarpaci The anime is fire