Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III

Shoutout to my hair 😝❤️

@KenzieMarieInWA Girl!! You playin'...😆🤣

Happy April Fools Day! 🤣🤣

Welp, I certainly didn't have this on my 2026 bingo card...

@Lavaaxgrl I'm willing to supervise her detention if you think it will help. 😳💁‍♂️ I mean that girl gotta learn her lesson!! 🤭😆

Hi, this is lava’s mom. I opened up this app due to the notifications and would like to let y'all know her phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things she has been posting on this app are not ok. 👍🏼

@playmatejaylene It's a PNW thing...you know, when it's cold and soggy out. 😐

microsoft micro.. soft.. why would you name your company that 😭

It is I, the April Fool

@susaninseattle1 Aww...how'd you get picked for the "advanced party"? 😲😃👍🚀

New profile picture. Ground control, I’ve made it. 👩‍🚀✨ #NewProfilePic

@cheygoulet Let the b-day shenanigans begin! The day you brightened this crazy world is certainly cause for celebration! ...in fact, I'm thinking about putting in for a few days off so I can celebrate in earnest.😉😊 Be like "boss, you don't understand, it's practically a state holiday!!"

Good morning! It’s officially my birthday month 🩷

@lightsoutamber Aww....what a fine squad. Hopefully you guys get to enjoy some mid-week b-day shenanigans. Happy Birthday Tara!!

Happy 40th birthday to my girl, Tara 🎂 #favtrio

@the_bassplayer Alright...cut these two off!! 😆🤣

I'm ded 😂😂😂💀💀💀😂😂😂

@angelasjaded Open an art gallery for your lovely and creative self!! 😲😃👍

I cannot believe I've created everyday for a month... What's the next thing I should do??

@askaya Why...it doesn't sound scary at all. 😲😃 Rather this kinda makes me feel all funny insides...🤭😉 Maybe I should learn some Russian...🤔

How scary does Russian sound to you??

@temptedbybrooke This could be a very fun game..."getting warmer, warmer" 🤭😉😈

Quickest way to get me to stretch? Hide my favourite book on the top of the shelf 📖

@KenzieMarieInWA @0hour1 Ima go throw up now...😆🤣

@0hour1 Might be a Tim Walz special...

Muslim or Hindu statue lol 😂

@DrClownPhD Oh but hear me out...Brittany teppanyaki?! That could be fricking huge!! 😲😃 Imagine catching shrimp and being like, "hit me baby one more time!!" 😋🦐 🤣

It’s Britney, b*tch. 😂

@RobertTheMonk0 I'm digging those pickup covers. 😎👍

Look how the string paths can be seen. It’s not like the strings touch it. I guess the magnetism somehow caused it ?

@WorkElizab I am seriously vintage...I mean rocking some serious vintage...oh whatever!! 🤭😝 It's a tire inflator valve for an air compressor.

No way you know what this is, unless you're rocking some serious vintage memories.

@Buffalojilll Can you do her "seafood face" tho'? 🤭😃👍

Making my Emma Stone smiling with teeth face to text if bangs make me look more or less similar. Its not a science ok, I'm not actually her

@mistressdivy What type of detergent are you using? It can alter the space-time continuum. 🤓

Why aren’t washing machine time remaining minutes the same as Earth minutes?

@Buffalojilll There's no getting used to this. 😍 Best just get used to the "shock of awesomeness" each and every day...😌👍

Getting used to my new look

@BlackRose_xo_xo Eeesh...that's a tough one. I swing both ways.🤔 Wait...that came out wrong!! 😳 😆

morning person or night owl? pick your team🌙☀️