derek.

Hit this thread with your favorite sports-related rap lyric. #sportsraps

Everyone knows pay-to-play is holding U.S. soccer back. Even the people defending the system know it. The problem is that once you question the system that created it, the conversation stops being about soccer. That’s why you see you-know-who sticking to his contrarian shtick.

Denver can offer LeBron something no other team can: achieving his final form by learning from the one man who figured him out.

Suburban Ultras

@jpsteelers43 @allEDGEdly @DannyFresh421 🔥

@DerekTheScribe @allEDGEdly @DannyFresh421

Seems like a good time to repost this

The family that kayfabes together stays together.

@bbbprinting @jpsteelers43

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I’ll never forgive you, Aaron.

N’d of an era. Fun fact: one of my many, many, many former jobs was working here.

@ArtVandalay771 Haha. I’ll take it

@DerekTheScribe I want to hate you, but it appears you have superimposed your face on to a Skybox basketball card so I cant. You know ball.

I’m sure a fanbase that thinks Hey Dude shoes are the height of fashion will have measured and reasonable takes on the new uniforms.

All national anthems ranked by how hard they’d go as trap remixes. My column: #worldcup

@huskerfire I think they’re Crocs adjacent, which are polarizing.

@DerekTheScribe What’s wrong with Hey Dudes….

@DerekTheScribe *chef’s kiss

@DerekTheScribe You can still have tickets, but if you end up in the rafters behind a concrete pole, don’t complain. Just get out your check book.

If someone stole money from you, you'd want someone held accountable. What if they took it from millions of Americans instead? The numbers get so big they stop feeling real. I wrote this to make them feel real again. @derekjhernandez_31278/this-is-what-stealing-from-340-million-people-looks-like-3323e20d20e3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@derekjhernand…

Saving this for later use. The target will reveal itself in time.

“Turkey and Brazil are on the same level. They just are.”

Somewhere in Omaha, someone is explaining why Turkey is actually a soccer blue blood.