Derf Nerder

@ChrisMurphyCT Look at Chris pissing his pants. Hilarious

Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

@mmpadellan You can’t manifest dogshit.

Think about what we could do with this kind of majority. MANIFEST THIS.🙏🙏🙏🙏

@Amelda3 @CalltoActivism Nice life

@CalltoActivism Most republicans shouldn't even be allowed in a room with kids

A video is going viral of President Obama and Mayor Mamdani singing wheels on the bus with kids in a NYC school. There is literally not one person alive in the entire Republican Party who measures up to either of these two people.

@KingCAMBO812 @KobeissiLetter Tell us just how high are you on the daily??

"Iran cannot blackmail us" — 26 hours after "Iran has agreed to never close the Strait again." The TACO cycle has now lapped itself. We are in a new THREATEN phase before the OBFUSCATE phase from the last cycle has even finished loading. "Some information by end of day" is the next ANNOUNCE. Set your watch. CAMBO — Fear and Loathing in Trader Hell

BREAKING: President Trump responds to Iran shutting down the Strait of Hormuz again: "Iran cannot blackmail us" with Strait of Hormuz threats, he says. Trump says he will have "some information by end of day."

@MAGAMAHACindy Nobody gives a fuck what you have to say ya worthless c*nt

Happy Tax Day, America! File those returns, smile, and remember: your taxes aren’t just for roads. They’re hush money for the Hill and an all-you-can-steal plan for others.

What do you call a man who throws a baseball like this? 🤔

@wakeupyoshi He’s gay as fuck

No player other than LeBron would be guarded like this 🐐

@FastbreakHoops5 Nope. Y’all are retards

what you think 🤔

@AOCPulseX This bitch is irrelevant and willl end up in prison. Bet

🚨 AOC JUST WENT THERE: “I thought that fascist takeover attempts were going to be architected by evil geniuses. I was not expecting how unearned, nepotistic, mediocre and just dumb so many of the people architecting this were going to be.”

@CorbinCasteel @CalebJHull

@CalebJHull Happy now?

She didn’t run to him, she didn’t smile, and she ran away immediately after this pic.

@mathxvision @MrChickSports @CalebJHull

@MrChickSports @CalebJHull Yea because he was no longer close to her.

@MrChickSports @CalebJHull

@CalebJHull Because of the crowds 🤡. Then she sat at the Green Jacket ceremony and beamed.

@AngelinaReagan7 @CalebJHull You didn’t notice shit. Stfu

@CalebJHull I noticed that both years. Watch Scottie walk with his family…. 👀

@KarlKoc21102064 @CalebJHull Holy fuck you are cooked, take care. Wow

@CalebJHull She’s an actress. That was Poppy playing that she’s Melania Trump and her husband, Donald Trumpstein comes in for a hug.

@de_dreamar @Raw_Combat_ Oh fuck off loser

@Raw_Combat_ So this is America system

They had little man surrounded, so his boy was trying to save him and pulled the 🔫

Obama endorses LeBron as the Goat 🐐

@PickensBurgh Because you are a fag, that’s why.

Sorry but this is one of the most undeserved Masters wins in history… Rory literally played Augusta every day for a month straight before the tournament. How is this allowed by the USGA?

@otokyo__ Women

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

Angel Reese and Brittney Griner need a duo name. 👀

@JonnyRoot_ Nick Faldo did the same. Stfu

Watching Rory McIlroy win The Masters (again) is like watching Joe Biden win the presidency… America didn’t want this.