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Evil Simba

@Derf_Nowitzki

Katılım Aralık 2011
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Cymorg Comics
Cymorg Comics@CyMorgComics·
Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan
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ElBuni
ElBuni@therealbuni·
Una gata embarazada estaba por parir Así que su amiga paloma fue y se puso a hacerle un nido
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FranceNews24
FranceNews24@FranceNews24·
📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.
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✞ Based Ganyu ✞
✞ Based Ganyu ✞@basedganyu·
The most racist man you know would still save a brown man from a burning building. The least racist woman you know would laugh at your funeral if you voted wrong
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Tone Digs
Tone Digs@ToneDigz·
I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.
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Blue Cheese
Blue Cheese@tizardkelly·
Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.
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Kayla Elizabeth
Kayla Elizabeth@VixenRogue·
Disgusting lack of diversity on the Venezuelan WBC team.
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Hoodville
Hoodville@Hoodville_·
When the stripper goin crazy on stage and you see them c section scars
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around the fursuit
around the fursuit@2femcel2furious·
telling the 37 year old line cook at my job that his life is just beginning
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ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ
ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ@Andr3jH·
Lesbians insist they don't scissor irl, that it's just a male invention for movies. But I think they do. They just lie about it for some reason.
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Acid House Hospital
Acid House Hospital@darkmusick_·
white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater
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Evil Simba
Evil Simba@Derf_Nowitzki·
@natxxlm Got the hoes riled up with this one
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Berwyn Choobs
Berwyn Choobs@sabatonfan69·
Opening up the pissed off app to get pissed off as a break from my job where I don’t make that much money
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David Burge
David Burge@iowahawkblog·
I think we should let England or France drop the last bomb on the mullahs, it would be like one of those heartwarming videos of the mentally challenged kid getting to take a shot in his last high school game
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