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@yashalevine Morty! Did you talk to squirrels?!?! lol

what have we done

@AllAbIntroverts Holy crap....other people do this too?!‽ I really did think I just had an issue lol.

@WilliamShatner So, does that mean you're not going to reply to my reply about going offline? 🙂

Go outside, touch grass, go offline…😉

@introverts007 I literally just did this...hahaha~!

Introverts don’t do “quick calls.” They do “let me text you the novel version instead.”

@WilliamShatner Welp, looks like I'm boldly going.....beam me up!

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@AllAbIntroverts (Best Eeyore impression) "Oh, I guess I'll just sit over there."

@MrLovenstein @toothybj Hahaha...literally how I played the game. This game taught me that I like to watch gaming and only get frustrated by actually playing...lol

art by @toothybj

@AllAbIntroverts Holy crap, how many did I take?!?!?! lol

@MrLovenstein I've never been more enraged in my life.

@MrLovenstein I adore your comic!

@DonutOperator I like that bolder. That's a nice bolder.

Y’all remember this tweet? 😂

@mulaney Please come do a show in Huntsville, Alabama! You'd have a good time, I swear!

I would be in Leavenworth if I had done that...they didn't just "mess up" or have an "oopsie" moment, @FoxNews. This goes way beyond political alignment. Americans die because of this garbage. Does "exceptionally grave damage to the national security," ring any bells, @SecDef?

"Do as I say -Not as I do!" - Trump Administration, apparently ...because of fucking course they do!

@jonstewart Looks like the Gestapo is becoming a thing again.... "DOGE attempts to enter an agency building led to physical standoff that spilled into court" #DoGE #WashingtonDC #ExecutiveOrder #Federalagency cnn.com/2025/03/07/pol…

As a result of these days, we see clear support from Europe. Even more unity, even more willingness to cooperate. Everyone is united on the main issue – for peace to be real, we need real security guarantees. And this is the position of all of Europe – the entire continent. The United Kingdom, the European Union, Türkiye. Of course, we understand the importance of America, and we are grateful for all the support we’ve received from the United States. There has not been a day when we haven’t felt gratitude. It’s gratitude for the preservation of our independence – our resilience in Ukraine is based on what our partners are doing for us – and for their own security. What we need is peace, not endless war. And that’s why we say security guarantees are the key to this.

@WilliamShatner I love that you take the time to respond to your fans. You can't respond to everything but you sure do seem to try and that's pretty rare these days. Thanks, Captain!

@WilliamShatner Your way got you where you are now. I'd say that's a winning strategy. :)

What’s not to understand? I do press to promote projects or appearances taking time out of my busy schedule to do so. I can get my information across in just a few minutes and answer a question or two beyond that. Many podcasters are not only unprofessional but are only looking for sensationalistic content to take out of context for ears and eyeballs. The citizen journalist that those in power talk about as the future only serve to fill timelines up with conjecture and wild speculation drowning out real information in the race to get more viewers. All that does is cause confusion & chaos. I don’t have the time to sit there for 30 mins, an hour, some even ask for 3 hours! What the heck am I suppose to babble on about for that long? 🤷🏼 I don’t dwell in the past nor do I want to recant it. I don’t have the luxury of that free time to do so. It’s that simple. I have better things to do with my precious free time. My choice.

"Joint power can protect our future." - President @ZelenskyyUa, via Official Telegram account. We support freedom, peace, and your right to defend yourself, Mr. President. #TrumpsBallsAreSmallerThanHisHands

Turns out President @ZelenskyyUa did, in fact, have cards. You can always tell when a grifter is worried. They change the subject and attack on an unrelated subject to deflect the actual issue. Probably a blessing that @realDonaldTrump has no negotiation skills, sir. Much love!