Derick Larper - UNLV AD

Press Release from UNLV Athletic Director: “In the ever-evolving world of NIL and the transfer portal, we are prepared to back Coach Josh Pastner with financial support of upwards of $150k to spend in NIL.” Go Runnin’ Rebels, D Larp.

UNLV fans, the basketball attendance issue has been solved. I have recently discovered that winning games will make fans want to come. Why did nobody tell me this before? -El Jefe

UNLV is a playoff team! I’ve been in multiple FBS leagues in my tenure as an AD, no better conference than the @MountainWest proud of our team turning the program around this season. There’s still a chance!

Breaking news from the AD: After a long conversation in my office, Paul Guenther and I have agreed on a 10 YR $55 MILLION contract to be our DC of the future.

@DarclayBon @ErickHarper Who the hell is that guy

Dear @ErickHarper Thank you for getting us a real basketball coach. This is fun to watch

@CamWalker_USU Welcome to the league, rookie

Working on it as we speak.

THAT is how you athletically direct. I am the greatest.

@PhillyVUNLV @saveourmascot @LVMPD @unlv @unlvfootball @CoachDanMullen @TheRunninRebels @CoachJPastner @UNLVAlumni @UNLVPresHeavey @MountainWest @IamByronBrooks @reviewjournal @FOX5Vegas Philly, What’s up, bitch. -Derick Larper

@saveourmascot @LVMPD @unlv @unlvfootball @CoachDanMullen @TheRunninRebels @CoachJPastner @UNLVAlumni @UNLVPresHeavey @MountainWest @IamByronBrooks @reviewjournal @FOX5Vegas Well ask that cocksucker president of unlv where is at

🚨 METRO ALERT: MASCOT DISAPPEARANCE @LVMPD is currently investigating the disappearance of world famous @unlv mascot, Hey Reb! If you have any information, please contact UNLV authorities immediately at saveourmascot.com!

BAD BAD day to be a BRONCO. #BeARebel

Hate losing…painful…I know everyone in locker room feels the same. I’ve learned so much more from failure in life! Opportunity through adversity…man or mouse moments to live for🙏 Love this @unlvfootball TEAM! Eyes forward…Back to work! Always What’s Next! 1-0 😈 #BeARebel

Breaking news from the AD: After a long conversation in my office, Paul Guenther and I have mutually agreed to BANISH him to the shadow realm for all eternity. We wish him the best of luck going forward. #BeARebel #WinWithTheRebela #GoUNLV

🚨Trade Alert🚨 Oregon State receives: Paul Guenther Jake Pope Chief Borders Austin Boyd UNLV receives: 2 Future 3⭐️’s 15% off at the campus bookstore

@DerickLarper Why don’t you like Austin Boyd ?

@CrashOutMedia2k Another trillion to UNLV

@DerickLarper How much do I need to contribute to the university for this to happen by the end of halftime

Currently working on ordering a dunce cap for Guenther to wear in the Stupid Corner™️ so he can reflect on his actions

@BarclayDon Last one

@DerickLarper Joke's been overdone. New material needed. Lol

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AD: 🚨UNLV has accepted a full buyout of DC Paul Guenther from LSU to become their next head coach.🚨 LSU however, did not agree.

@KreemyKoldBoise @bananaman899

@DerickLarper @bananaman899 I hear the same about your libido.

What’s going on in Boise Idaho?