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A girl who grew up watching money determine her mother's mood will grow into a woman who uses money to determine a man's worth. The poverty you survived has became a policy you enforce on strangers.

it has never happened.

Dear married men, Employ the services of escorts, if sex becomes an issue. Avoid side chicks. But here is what I would truly recommend. Put your wives on their toes and let them know that sex is a non-negotiable for you. If only men can keep their wives on their toes. They'd have better outcomes than resort to cheating. Most men sit back and allow their women to dictate the house. Wrong!! A woman will create rules and went it doesn't work. She'd blame her man for allowing her to create those rules. I am of the opinion that men shouldn't have side chicks because they risk ruining their homes. Tell your wife to lose weight. Tell her the consequences of forcing you to cheat by depriving you of sex. Tell her that you won't be exposed to predators because of her stupidity that you'd send her back to her father. Let her know that "after all I had your child" or whatever shaming tactics she hopes to employ would never work on you. Side chicks might provide temporarily solutions to a problem that keeps growing. Talk to your wife and stand your ground on what is or isn't acceptable. Sadly, most of you either married women who you - paid allowance to be with you - or ones who you knocked up due to carelessness - or the ones who don't care about you but you needed to apply pressure. Women who care about you will sleep with you even if she has just got out of a C-section. You men overpamper women to were they get comfortable wearing you out. I don't. I pray you men experience the love of a woman in your lifetime. A woman who merely looking at you knows what you need and actually does something to your satisfaction. I have that kind of woman but I am a provider 😩 (maybe, you are a 50/50 man but who knows?) Learn or learn the hard way

This is called a HAEMODIALYSIS CATHETER. It is for patients undergoing dialysis. It is inserted into a patient's chest through the internal jugular vein. The red port cannula is the arterial lumen that draws deoxygenated blood out of the patient's body and sends it to the dialysis machine for cleaning. The blue cannula is the venous lumen that carries cleaned, filtered blood from the dialysis machine back into the patient's bloodstream. This catheter stays in a patient's body for 6 - 12 weeks, or even longer, depending on medical decisions, before being replaced with a permanent fistula. A healthy kidney filters your blood 400 times per day, while a dialysis machine does so only 2 times a week, for about 5 hours per session. Dialysis patients have to arrive at the renal unit as early as 3 am, twice a week. Not even a dialysis machine can replace the efficiency of a healthy kidney. Therefore, take care of your kidneys. #WorldKidneyDay

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REMINDER: Red Flags.

Hey guys, a friend’s bro has been missing for a week now. Please help me spread this.

I didn’t see it coming 😂😂

Life Update(EP 1)

This lady's story will make you cut onions. She has a degree in Industrial chemistry, she has also tried software engineering. She is brave enough to speak. She's smart, she has pushed herself. You can see pain in her eyes. Let's change her life, her No. is 0743 272832.

Preach little man 🔥🔥🔥

@DeepseekR5 @wakariowa Ya Maasai happened in Kirigiti, Kiambu

@wakariowa are these two related?

Nani mwingine hajawai ona kofi ya panga?

It's the editing for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

People who locked me out of the system and ran away with my money are now asking for my help And yes I have the source code😂 Because I am competent Should I help them?

Mtu alisema usipige shughuli na wakamba was actually very right... Bunch of dimwits

Expectations Vs Reality

JAMES NJOROGE NYAKIO (4 YEARS) MALE #MISSINGCHILDKE

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