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@lady_valor_07 I think that is any one to be honest but yes

WHITE PEOPLE: Is this true?

@MarkJCarney HAHAHAHAHAHA man I wish I could live in this delusional world all these people live in where its "affordable or better off"

From day one, we’ve been focused on making your life more affordable.

@gurgavin So you mean a lot like taxes? lol if you think this is going to solve anything and not cause for the the price and cost of things to go up you are dreaming and a retard...

JUST IN : CANADIAN PRIME MINSTER MARK CARNEY TO ANNOUNCE CANADA’S FIRST EVER SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND THE FUND WILL BE CALLED “STRONG CANADA FUND” AND WILL FINANCE MAJOR NATIONAL INTEREST PROJECTS AND WORK ALONGSIDE THE PRIVATE SECTOR ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO INVEST IN THE FUND

@alleria_eh Sounds like an abusive relationship when they were the reason most of those policies and problems happened in the first place... Even then they only cut or suspended so they are coming right back and its going to cost all of us more....

Dental plan, disability benefit increase, $10 a day childcare, pharmacare, more tax benefits, more taxes back, easier and free tax filings, 10 cents less on gas today, no industrial carbon tax, national food program, food rebates, etc. Those are just a few things Canadians got under a liberal government.

Canadians vote for several Conservative MPs. They win. Once in parliament, they flip to the @liberal_party achieving a majority. Hence all of the votes in question were nullified. Many Canadians are hailing this as a victory for democracy. It is truly astounding.

@ZssBecker @RaminNasibov More like emotionally liberating

Can someone recommend a movie that will emotionally destroy me?

@Timcast Lol these generic bot replies in here are hilarious 😂

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@gator_gum It's called balancing the book before going more in to debt on this sinking ship..

So, a bunch of RW folks don't like the high speed rail idea. You know why? Because Poilievre didn't suggest it. If he did, they'd be all over it. They whine that nothing gets built, then want to prevent things from being built. They're absolutely obsessed with a pipeline that wouldn't do a damn thing for them. Nothing else is worth building apparently... Hilarious.

@AlbertaKeyz @cultmtl That is wishful thinking and never going to happen. They will most likely just say "tRuMp DiD iT! eLbOWs uP!"

@cultmtl Wait until CUSMA is up when we get fucked, but elbows up, you retards just you wait

“A large majority of Canadians agree that Mark Carney is more capable than Pierre Poilievre to handle U.S. trade relations.”

@mario4thenorth Weird how a guy that got fired is somehow trying to lecture about this sort of thing... lol

🚨 UPDATE Trudeau has been located. In Cancun. Not on vacation. As a “guest speaker” at the 89th Banking Convention. He told them the USMCA review isn’t really a “renegotiation”, just a “checkpoint.” The man who: -Left Canada with GDP per capita growth of 3.2% in TEN YEARS -Oversaw a brain drain of 40% of our potential top earners to the US -Crashed Canada’s happiness ranking from 5th to 25th -Left 6.5 million Canadians without a family doctor -Doubled food bank visits -Left 233,000 pay complaints unresolved in his own government’s payroll system -Weakened our hand against Trump -Was forced out by his own party …is now in Mexico telling bankers how North America should “unlock its complementary potential” and build a “win-win-win.” The man couldn’t even run his own caucus & he’s advising Mexico on continental trade strategy? This is what happens when there’s no accountability. You wreck a country and land on the speaker circuit. Trudeau 2.0 is running Canada. Trudeau 1.0 is in Cancun. Neither of them is fixing this mess bro.

@TheChaosWeeber I know every small town or rural area I've ever been I never once had to worry about locking my door or what time not to walk around at ever. I don't think that is the case in the cities, also every time there is crime its usually someone from the city when we find out but ok lol

Small cities and rural areas on the prairies literally have the most crime

@jonburkeUK LOL as for fossil fuels it's the only reason any of this happened in the first place so your retarded

My brother is an electrician who works in offshore wind. He sent me this photo of the largest turbine installation vessel in the world. Skilled jobs, good pay, & secure futures. While fossil fuels shed jobs & destroy the planet, renewables are delivering for the working class.

@TheChaosWeeber Yah and Cities are the "friendliest" with only the most crime and theft sorry that your feelings got hurt but I rather stay alive lol

Rural Alberta

Dear Elbows Up idiots, The crisis that Canada is facing isn’t Donald Trump. It’s not tariffs. And it’s not climate change. I know you want it to be - but it isn’t. The crisis Canada is facing, is you. You are the ones who decided to vote for someone you knew nothing about. You are the ones who voted for someone who couldn’t care less about Canada. You are the ones who voted for a complete moron who has destroyed international relationships - specifically with the US - because “no deal is better than a bad deal.” And you’re praising Carney for doing so because you’re all a bunch of ridiculous rejects who watch endless CBC reporters cheer while Carney throws the future of Canada into a ditch because orange man bad. This is what you voted for because you are all filled with a never-ending amount of blind hatred for a man you used to admire while sitting on the couch watching The Apprentice. And now Canada is falling to pieces, which doesn’t bother you one bit because you now view failure as success - because it makes it easier for all of you to live with yourselves knowing what you’ve done. Knowing that you’ve bankrupted your children and your grandchildren; knowing that your grandkids are already tens of thousands of dollars in debt to the government; knowing your adult children will likely never own a home and may never move out of your dreadful basements because they can’t afford to pay rent. And I guess that’s fine because your kids are so screwed up they don’t even know what bathroom to use. But that’s ok, because Canada has been flooded with immigrants who bring little to no skill with them while living in hotels paid for by taxpayers which makes you feel good because virtue signalling is the only thing you have left to give. And then there’s the economy - which is now so bad it’s being considered a “human rights crisis,” which also doesn’t bother you because who cares about human rights when you can’t even define what a woman is. Overwhelmed food banks? Who cares? Homeless veterans? Who cares? Families taxed into poverty? Who cares? A housing crisis? Who cares? Drug addicts everywhere? Who cares? “Who cares?” would be your battle cry if you didn’t already have the stupidest battle cry in history - Elbows Up! And speaking of Elbows Up…all of you are still pretending to boycott all American products - which is basically impossible - while complaining daily about Trump and the US on this AMERICAN PLATFORM and gushing about how you’ve cancelled your trips to the US and are vacationing in Mexico which now just happens to be the largest trading partner with the US. And when you’re not “sticking it to Trump” with your ignorant views, you’re complaining about the Alberta Separatist’s movement (a movement which is not new) and pretending we’re traitors for wanting a better life and our own country because you voted repeatedly to destroy Canada. And you did that because you are the traitors - every last one of you - but you’re too stupid to realize it and you’re so filled with hatred that you can’t see the forest through the trees. So yeah, it’s you. It’s all of you. You’re the crisis.

@Dominos_UK No More Pizza!

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@globalnews Yah because people cant even afford to live here so why would many go traveling anywhere for that matter unless they are borderline retarded and loving debt lol

This was the 13th straight decline, says Statistics Canada, while travel to non-U.S. destinations increased again. globalnews.ca/news/11741979/…

@funtomvids Great another one who didnt watch or listen to one word lol

🟥 They are saying that because Ana and Pierre Poilievre did a tour of the United States where they held audience with hardcore MAGA politicians, influencers and donors (and achieved NOTHING for Canada, but fed their vanity and stroked their egos) - THAT Canadians should somehow now want to vote for him... 😂😂😂

@GlobalCalgary A new study lol they knew this in the 90s and 00s but guess what 3 parties voted against it every time.... NDP, LIbs and Green.... These people are insane and are mentally retarded with there Elbows so far up there own ass

Canada may have the ability to substantially raise its GDP and add thousands of new jobs by building more oil pipeline infrastructure, a new study suggests. globalnews.ca/news/11739635/…

I know it can be a confusing time for the #elbozosup crowd who just wish it was still 1964. So, for this geographically illiterate group who support the @liberal_party, and who have no idea where the Strait of Hormuz is, I've highlight THE major choke point for moving oil from producers to consumers

@globalnews And 10 years ago without Liberalism.