Derrek Hardy

Looking for my catcher

Abolish sliding barn doors in any type of establishment.

Headed to Chicago for my birthday weekend. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

A.I. could never create a more watchable video than this

Whoever made today’s Connections Puzzle, your mom’s a hoe. @nytimes

I see the @SpiritAirlines passengers have migrated over to other airlines already

I’ll never forget downloading an advance copy of harry potter book 5 from limewire and getting to the part where Snape gets knocked up by Sirius and thinking “hmmm, this can’t be right”

this is 1000000x better than ai btw

Powers restored

Now I know damn well I didn’t just meet someone for the first time and her name is Crystal and she said “like the meth” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Someone asked me “what that mouth do” and I replied “probably hurt your feelings” Safe to say that was not the response they were expecting

I am never deleting this app.

A personal favorite of mine

This reunion is making me hate Michael even more and I didn’t think that was possible…. Get this man off my screen #TraitorsUS #TraitorsReunion

Colton and Lisa on this reunion #TraitorsUS #TraitorsReunion

Wow Canada won the gold medal in curling 😂

Lady FUCKING Gaga?!? #SuperBowl

If that damn groundhog sees his shadow tomorrow, somebody shoot him. I can’t do another 6 WEEKS of winter.

#NESOutageAlert January 31 2pm Storm Restoration Timeline Following a comprehensive assessment of extensive ice storm damage, we've released a targeted restoration timeline: 85% restored by tomorrow, February 1. 90% restored by Tuesday, February 3. 99% restored by Sunday, February 8. In addition, we’ve launched the Residential Service Status Tracker at NESpower.com. You can now enter your residential address to see your specific household status. Also on the NES website, you will find zip-code-level restoration estimates updated twice daily. Less than 50,000 customers remain without power as over 1,100 lineworkers continue street-by-street repairs in the field. We understand the hardship these frigid temperatures cause and appreciate your continued patience as we work to bring everyone back online. #NashvilleStrong 💻 Visit NESpower.com 🏠 Enter your residential address in the Residential Service Status Tracker ✅ View status and crew assignments

Just like the milk that was in my fridge… this aged poorly. Hour 72 of no power and going to have to throw everything in the freezer/fridge out. ✨lovely✨

Going on hour 12 of not having any electricity 🫠