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your teammate is fighting for his life and you’re aura farming for cold pics. what a weirdo

Simeone: "La trampa del fuera de juego del Barcelona no funcionará contra nosotros" Periodista: "¿Por qué?" Simeone: "No atacaremos"

Fantasy premier league died a natural death

Quand tu les vois, tu crois qu’ils réclament un penalty… alors qu’en réalité, ils demandent un corner.

life has a way of punishing you for being a little too nice & forgiving.

A brother from Limpopo paid R250K lobola for Cyan Boujee today 😭😭😭

Least serious guy on the planet

This Arsenal hate is actually serious! They have no friends in the industry.

DMX really snapped with what these bitches want from a nigga?! Cause fr what do these bitches want man 😭

hot take: 9-5 with a high salary is better than owning your own business.

the reason you're socially awkward is because you were ugly as a child

Phones should be sold with earphones again. People are too comfortable playing their TikToks at the highest volume in public spaces.

Mfs will owe you money and post pics like this

hard to tell a girl you love her these days. she automatically assumes you owe her money and a good life

Memphis rapper Finesse2tymes goes off on Gucci Mane for snitching on Pooh Shiesty for robbing and kidnapping him in “Crash Dummy”

“You got a whole lot of money. What you worried about a chain and ring for? …That young n***a ain’t nothing but [26 years old]. That young n***a don’t know no better.”

This is why you don’t rely on one route, a wise man secures Venezuela before Hormuz shuts down

single moms when they see a 30's successful man with no kids

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Many Chelsea fans are calling for, and even hoping, that their own team loses to Manchester City today. Some say they’re willing to accept defeat if it increases the chances of Arsenal NOT winning the Premier League.

What if the real quadruple is Arsenal finishing in second place 4 years in a row?

“GUCCI A RAT!” Nigga get yo ass back on that forklift and move some pallets..