Desert Chimps 🐒

It’s official... We’ve been kicked out of @UPLFIFA because @VPLRandy was in possession of indecent images of underage girls. We’d like to apologise on his behalf for this disgusting behaviour. Here’s @VPLRandy statement: ‘It wasn’t my fault. It was 18 on the profile I swear’

Thank you for your ongoing support through these difficult times.

@scfcjenko @UPLFIFA Shut up you curly haired freak

@DesertChimps @UPLFIFA “Disgrace”

Go drop this man a follow quality work 🔥

@UPLArsenal_ Remeber this? You boys got schooled by @MikeyJacksons. We’ve also been informed that you tried to tap him up after he skull fucked you. Pathetic.

@NotJako_ @UPLArsenal_

It’s worrying times for the chimps. We are under the impression that we’ve been kicked out of the @UPLFIFA Premier League. Here’s the chairmans input on the current situation: We at Desert Chimps feel extremely hurt by @UPLFIFA’s actions. We feel they are nonce.

@UPLArsenal_ Haha! You had to change the brand after getting MJ’d #Shitters

@WFCJaykob @SlickSanti @PC_BognorRegis @azatampswfc

@SlickSanti @PC_BognorRegis @DesertChimps @azatampswfc Ok

Witness the sauce of Jamaican Gray #PS5share, #FIFA21

@WFCJaykob @azatampswfc I’m not a pigeon you spazmoid

@DesertChimps @azatampswfc It ain’t your just wank Paigon

@WFCJaykob @azatampswfc The league is corrupt anyways you cretin

@DesertChimps @azatampswfc Swear your lower than us in the table shitters 👏

@UPLArsenal_ @azatampswfc

@DesertChimps @azatampswfc Carried by Michael Jackson smh

@Kixn1107 Is a cheat and I hope The Yetis get relegated

UPL FIFA SEASON 5🔰 MW3 | UPDATED STANDINGS 📊 It’s all still too close to call in the 3 Way fight at the top between Rangers, @LeedsUpl and @UPLArsenal_ 🏆 @UPL_Palace are falling massively behind on title rivals 😦 #UPLFIFAS5

We at Desert Chimps will be taking part in #TightyWhiteyTuesday! Here’s @BaldyMurray’s submission on behalf of us...